TWP
Tit Wank Potential. The potential ability a woman has to perform a tit wank on a mans penis. Usually determined by the size of her breasts.
jon: That girl has some serious TWP!

george: yeah mate, 8 out of 10 TWP

jon: easily
by TariboWest May 29, 2011
twp
Washington Township, Gloucester County, New Jersey
South Jersey's #1 Community
by something March 23, 2005
TWP
Texting While Pooping
Today, I was doing some TWP because I needed to let my boss know I was running late for work.
by Yahoo! Answers Phil J December 18, 2009
twp
Turkish Water Pipe - very old school bong.
Good Work. This next hit from the TWP is for you.
by kyroslivanos July 05, 2013
twp
A Welsh word (especially valleys)meaning "stupid" or "dull" in the extreme.
Mike drove through the coal drenched miners town with his hands covering his ears. Through the skin on his palms he could hear the screams and jeers of the young girls: "Mikey boy, you're twp as fuck!". It was time to move on.
by Jay Densley January 15, 2003
TWP
(Short for "Texting While Pooping")

1. When your life gets too busy to respond to your text messages, you have to rely on the five to ten minutes on the toilet to text people back and you don't want to call anyone because they may hear you pooping.

2. A great excuse often used so you don't have to call someone at that particular moment.
(In a text conversation)

Sally: "Can I call u?"

John: "In a little bit. I'm TWP."

Sally: "Ur fucking gross."
by Poopy Texter June 05, 2010
twp
Texting Whilest Pooping/Peeing
Tweeting Whilest Pooping/Peeing
Guy 1: Dude get out to the car we're gonna be late
Guy 2: TWP
Guy 1: Ughhhh
by kwilliams__ January 31, 2011

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