two timer 

a person that is seeing two people at the same time.

You are such a two timer! Never go out with 2 guys at once you whore!

two timer by trancemaster365 November 21, 2006

Tennessee two timer 

When a person completely reeks havoc on a public restroom by simultaneously performing the classic upper decker along with the kentucky glue gun...

Bones has mastered the art of Tennessee two timer-ing every public restroom he comes across...

Tennessee two timer by G'stein June 21, 2008

Suamico Two Timer 

the act of fingering a girl while recieving head in the back seat of a car. a Win/win situation for both participants. Developed in the town of Suamico.

"Dude i heard you gave hannah a wicked Suamico Two Timer last night."

Suamico Two Timer by VDE April 4, 2008

Two-timer Catholic 

Refers to catholics who attend church twice a year, on Christmas and Easter. May also be used to refer to other religions, but is most commonly used in reference to catholics.

The Christmas mass is always packed. All the two-timer catholics come back and take up the good seats.

Two-timer Catholic by Fishmalk December 10, 2011

Two Timer 

A crap that takes two flushes.

Man, i just had a two timer!

Two Timer by richtaylor521 March 29, 2005

Two Timer 

A two timer is a person who (during sexual intercourse) claps two times and climaxes.

“Bro don’t be a two timer”

Two Timer by TotallyNotATwoTimer09 April 11, 2022

twotimes 

when you dink a chick two times in a row. Splouge on her stomach and then throw it back inside.

"I'd hit that...... two times"

twotimes by dirtysanchez July 25, 2003