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5. twot
Singular past tense verb representing a message on the micro-blogging service, Twitter.
At 140 characters, that was the biggest twot I've ever seen!
1. Twot
a female pussy
clean that twot w/ a douche
by antony Nov 14, 2003 share this add a video
2. twot
Variant of twat, someone who is twattish but not quite that bad. Also used in a similar manner to feck, that is a polite replacement that can be used in mixed company.
That Brain out of Westlife's a right twot.
3. TWOT
It's an acronym for 'total waste of time', often used on the internet, to describe things (pictures, videos, etc.) that someone wished they hadn't watched.

Refer to: RickRoll.
Well, that was a TWOT.

(Response to a message): TWOT!
4. Twot
Someone, who without effort, makes a right proper useless waste of space of himself. Not annoying, just a useless twot.
When he died it was a relief to us all... the useless twot.
6. twot
Thmerging of the words "tounge, tight, and wet" to describe a female's genitilia. Origionating on the East coast. Usually used only when talking about performing oral to a female. Or to describe how tight a female's vagina is.
(a)Male to female...Eh I'm tryna lick dat twot...wuss good?
(b)Calvin: I heard you was wit Angel last night...how was it?
Mark: Maaaaayne she got that twot, I couldnt belive how wet she was!
by Nay Dec 20, 2004 share this add a video
7. TWOT
The War on Terrorism, what else could people be thinking?
I've had problems with TWOT for the past four years!