Twopalmsthedesky 

When your boss is "NOT HAPPY" and slams his palms to the desk forcefully while yelling
"I am NOT HAPPY"

Mikey was pissed and gave me the ole "Twopalmsthedesky"

Twopalmsthedesky by Captian-Insano April 13, 2009

twopack 

The White Version Of Tupac

Jeffery:Hey james, did you hear the new twopack single?
James:Yeah, its toataly mathmatical!

twopack by KK-Ron B-lake March 12, 2014

twospace 

A period of intense connection between two lovers, to the exclusion of all other people, things, bodily needs, etc. Commonly early in relationship (see NRE) but can spontaneously occur at any time.

Caution: extended periods of twospace may result in dehydration, malnutrition, and strangers saying "Get a room!"

We were so deep in twospace we missed all the parties!

twospace by C and V May 19, 2008

topacio 

A Spanish surname. Which means Topaz. A mineral which is strong yet fragile. Anyone with this surname is a beautiful human inside and out.

El topacio es uno de los minerales más duros, pero a la vez es muy frágil

topacio by Angel Spice January 6, 2018

TwoFacedBitches

One minute they are your friends, but then decide to follow the crowd and try to bring you down.

august 2009:
Mary: Omfg your my best friend rachel! i love you and i always will.
Kathy: Me too i love you rachel dearest!
Rachel: Omg same here ily mary and kathy!
Savvy: Wow..
October 2009:
Mary: Your such a bitch but i cant tell you what you did because you know. you slut.
Kathy: i saw that razor. you should just kill yourself.
Katie:I do not know what i did!!
Savvy: Mary , kathy you guys are twofacedbitches

TwoFacedBitches by [prohmise] October 19, 2009

Twofaced

A person who will be as they are normally to you, then soon after be the complete opposite.

Jonathan: Hey Nikki!
Nikki: Hey whats up
Jonathan: Not much, and yourself?
Nikki: FUCK OFF.
Jonathan: You're twofaced.

Twofaced by Anonymous6754 August 16, 2010

Twofaceded 

The Act of getting so drunk you sleep on a shag rug, in the morning half your face is normal and the other have have deep impressions of the carpet on the other side.

After a night of partying i looked in the mirror and "holy abortions in a catholic church batman" i was twofaceded

Twofaceded by The Generic Joker July 7, 2012