Twooze 

A 'Twitter Snooze'.
A pause, or break from Twitter.

Also, Twoozing, Twoozed, Twoozer

My eyes are bleeding. Time for me to take a Twooze.

Twooze by gsmorrison July 11, 2010

Twooper 

Someone who tweets while pooping.

Hey Mr.Woods, are you a twooper?

Twooper by 1984BigBrother December 5, 2011

Twooker 

Twooker-Noun.
Twooker is tweet language for hooker. On twitter we have our own language. We call ourselves Twookers. The men that see us are not tricks.. They are twicks :)
its only proper and we are just trying to be ho-litically correct :)

1. Have you hugged a twooker today ?

2. #thankahothursday :)

3. Have you seen Ciara the twooker at buffalocharm dot com ?

Twooker by Ciara - Buffalo escort May 13, 2009

Twooper 

is a really quick shit close to two minutes may even be a non wiper

dude we can't leave for sushi yet i gotta make some fucking room. before we leave i gotta take a twooper

Twooper by Dirty Dally22 November 3, 2009

twoofer 

1. derogatory term for those on the outer edges of the 9/11 truth movement.
2. derogatory term for any conspiracy theorist or political extremist who regularly uses the phrase 'speaking truth to power'

The twoofer said I was following the sheeple for not believing 9/11 was done with holograms, and that he was speaking truth to power

twoofer by tompaines ghost October 27, 2007

twooter

1) Twooter is a neoligism and is a portmanteau of twitter and hooter, yielding "twooter".

2) A person who visits Hooters or similar tavern and who immediately starts twittering, upon viewing the voluptuous food service workers is called a "twooter".

That twooter is slowing down my drink. Give me another round at table 16.

twooter by garolo September 27, 2009

Twooter

A trait that is makes a person invaluable to society and accepts their mistakes, not being ashamed of them.

Random Person: Hey Twooter! How are you doing?
Me: www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0

Twooter by fsdgfsghfgs June 5, 2021