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2.
A material made to look like wood but really is not
Look at my new Twood flooring
by Mr McDonald n Slater December 09, 2009
 
1.
a general purpose word that can be used in almost any sentence. Eg: That table twood be made of twood, so it twood.
Other tenses of the word include: twas, twill and tis.
John twood be happy if he found the twood that Jill twas cutting because it tis a cold night and he twill burn it on the fire.
by pphheerroonn November 24, 2006
 
3.
Slang word for Woods but for twitter
What are you doing in your part of the twoods?
by anontwoods January 06, 2012
 
4.
a place where your boss goes to tie one on
where's boss?he's at the t-wood
by firewind July 06, 2006
 
5.
A slang name for the ever elusive anal g-spot. Generally used when frustrated by its apparent absence
Damn, I just put my finger on that twood, so to speak.
by atrocexhib September 21, 2008