Woochebag 

A woochebag is a combination of the words 'woo' and 'douchebag'. Woo is a term that includes beliefs that are generally not backed by scientific evidence including many alternative medicine specialties, conspiracy theories and anything else that is usually based on myths and emotional argument. Douchebag refers to someone who holds himself in high esteem but is regarded by others as someone who is distasteful, arrogant, and uncouth. A woochebag is douchebag who believes in woo, and can be observed in online forums debating subjects they have little evidence for in a disrespectful, uncivilized manner, and many times their arguments devolve into personal attacks and ad hominems.

Derivative: woochebaggery

That woochebag accused me of being paid by the government because I provided scientific evidence that faith healers are charletans.

Woochebag by Ashlee Bischoff November 26, 2014

touchebag 

Also known as a hipster. As self-righteous as a douchebag, but they think they are witty.

See that guy over there with the women's pants, choppy haircut, and non-prescription coke-bottle glasses?

I didn't even think that was a guy until I saw the dirty beard and ironic mustache.

Yeah. He had to special order that flannel. Everyone knows anorexic lumberjacks don't exist. He's a real touchebag.

touchebag by JL Patrick November 28, 2011

Twouchebag 

A person who sets down a bunch of rules and guidelines on how Twitter should be used. Could also be someone who takes Twitter too seriously.

"Did you see Tate's post about being annoyed that people post too much to Twitter? That was a Twouchebag move."

"I don't want to subscribe to his blog. He's such a Twouchebag."

Twouchebag by purple_piggy_bank August 16, 2008

twooshbag 

a person who continuously posts perfectly sensical, 140-character "tweets" on Twitter; a perfect post such as this is known as a "twoosh" (twoosh). the word borrows heavily from "twoosh" and "douchebag", hence, one who is a douchebag about twooshing.

Dude01
My grandma died last night. The funeral's in 3 days.

Twooshbag
@ Dude01 I'm sorry for your loss. If there's anything I can do, just ask. I know she meant a lot to you and I've been there. There, twoosh.

twooshbag by takefakecake (a twooshbag) May 11, 2009

Twouchebag 

1. When someone has gone above and beyond the average douchebag level, they are referred to as a twouchebag.

2. It can also refer to a pair, or couple, that are both acting like douchebags, therefore summing to one twouchebag.

That spiky-haired, fist pumping Jersey shore asshole is such a twouchebag. OR Wow, Andre and Cassie are such a twouchebag couple, I never want to hang out with them again!

Twouchebag by shrink05 July 23, 2010

Touchebag 

Someone who endlessly says the word touché, with or without context or reasoning.

Person A: I got a B on my quiz.
Person B: I got a B+.
Person A: Touché.
Person B: That doesn't even make sense in this situation. Go back to your corner, you little touchebag.

Touchebag by WubWubChigga October 20, 2012

touchebag 

Someone who engages in constant, unnecessary oneupsmanship, always in search for people to say "touche."

Person A: Oh yeah, I hiked all of the Appalachian Trail last year.
Person B: Wow, good job!
Person C: That's nothing, I hiked the Himalayan trail.
Person A: Well, to be fair, I was just recovering from a broken leg.
Person C: I had a broken leg and broke the second one while hiking!
Person B: Don't be such a touchebag.

touchebag by rexnom November 1, 2009