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1. twonker
a cross between a twat and a wanker.
Used in blind rage when angry bald people cant even talk properly.
"you stole my anal intrusive dildo you twonker!"
by plack_uk Mar 23, 2005 add a video
2. Twonker
Natural extension to the twonk twonk definitions.

Used to refer to persons acting in twonk or twonkish mode

singular form: "Oi you Twonker!"

or plural "What are you bleeding twonkers doing in the road?" ("Nothing officer we were just twonking around")

3. twonker
An extension of the word twonk, which can be used to describe someone who is being a twonk. Can be combined with the word shit to give an effective offensive word, Twonker-shit.
You utter twonker

You utter twonker-shit
by Squid Dec 12, 2004 add a video
4. twonker
one who twonks, a twonk is a punch to the vagina
Alice gave Tiffany a twonk with all her might
by Bob Hope Feb 28, 2005 add a video
5. twonker
one who is giving a twonk, a twonk being a punch to the vagina
Alice twonked Tiffany with all her might
by Bob Hope Feb 28, 2005 add a video
6. twonker
A dump when turds fly out hitting the water making a "twonk" sound.
I just took a massive twonker and now my butt is wet.
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