"The kick returner has signaled for a fair catch, so we're going to start from the twenty yard line." -> "He was too scurred to run, so we goin' to the twomp line, biznatches."
"May I please buy a half-eighth?" -> "Gimme a twomp sack, biznatch."
"I can't believe you twomped off our TV. You're such a freaking losing!"