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a shoeless hooker
ex: I was walking out of an alley depressed the other day and saw a bare foot sticking out up the street on the corner. And I was like... MY DAY IS MADE! I'm soooo lucky to have found a twogglefoot. Nothing makes me happier.

ex: I always wondered why that one girl in my school refused to wear shoes. Then one day it dawned on me... she's a dirty twogglefoot :O
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A shoeless hooker
ex: I was walking out of an alley depressed the other day and saw a bare foot sticking out up the street on the corner. And I was like... MY DAY IS MADE! I'm soooo lucky to have found a twogglefoot. Nothing makes me happier.

ex: I always wondered why that one girl in my school refused to wear shoes. Then one day it dawned on me... she's a dirty twogglefoot :O
by Pseudonyminese March 28, 2012

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