twobird 

A term used to describe any action that proverbially "kills two birds with one stone." Particularly, when one manages to defacate (poop) and masturbate in one solitary trip to the restroom.

Chris: "Yeah I'll be back in ten."
Tim: "Give me twenty, I'm going to twobird."

twobird by Tim Graham September 23, 2008

twobird 

A term used to describe any action that proverbially "kills two birds with one stone." Particularly, when one manages to defacate and masturbate in one solitary trip to the restroom.

Chris: "Yeah I'll be back in ten."
Tim: "Give me twenty, I'm going to twobird."

twobird by TimGraham November 6, 2008

twofer 

Something you get two at once.

Harry S. is a twofer dayer.

Oh. The deal is a twofer. Buy one, get one free.

twofer by David F. September 11, 2003

TwoFer Babe 

TwoFer Babe, noun.

A woman you would do nearly anything for.

I'd give this woman my life, do anything for her, except maybe donate TWO kidneys, she's a real [TwoFer Babe[.

TwoFer Babe by Handcuffmonkfish October 20, 2019

Philly Twofer

Having to puke and diarrhea at the same time

Billy: Dude I'm not feeling too well.
Mason: What's wrong?
Billy: I feel I'm about to puke and diarrhea at the same time.
Mason: Ah, the Philly Twofer, that sucks.

Philly Twofer by Jah Real May 13, 2013

Twofie

A two person selfie.

Taking a picture with a smart phone or camera of two people (Twofie) with the device in your hand.

Twofie by el iMan February 28, 2014

twofer 

when you get two things for the effort, price, time, or space of one

1. Hey, I can use this room as an entertainment room and a guest room--it's a twofer!

2. AP classes are twofers in that they count for high school and college.

twofer by sillyphillygirl October 14, 2008