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1.
Something you get two at once.
Harry S. is a twofer dayer.

Oh. The deal is a twofer. Buy one, get one free.
by David F. September 11, 2003
 
2.
when you get two things for the effort, price, time, or space of one
1. Hey, I can use this room as an entertainment room and a guest room--it's a twofer!

2. AP classes are twofers in that they count for high school and college.
by sillyphillygirl August 25, 2008
 
3.
When something is being sold at 2 items for a price, it is referred to as a "two-fer".
"Buy the baked chips, but if they have a two-fer you can get the ones you like also."
by nicole w July 09, 2007
 
4.
A way of Gaining 2 things for the price of 1.
i got the head in one hand, the body in the other, so im thinking two-fer two-fer! So i take the head, stick it right up my ass, the snakes are goin crazy, i take the body, turn it around stick my wammy right up the ass. then the body starts shakin. instant orgasm 2 for 1.
by Matt "Kratos" Hoffman August 22, 2006
 
5.
When buying marijuana a twofer is a deal buying two grams for thirty dollars.
Customer: Hey! can you hook it up with a twofer?

Seller: For sure that will be thirty bucks.
by denim420 January 13, 2010
 
6.
A Catholic that only goes to mass on Easter and Christmas. Usually an annoyance to those who go every sunday.
-"We should leave for Christmas mass early."
-"Why?"
-"Becuase all the damn twofers are going to take up the seats!"
by superrandomperson February 12, 2011
 
7.
the action of an overweight female rubbing the tip of two erect penis together.
Monica: Hey guys its twofers Tuesday; let me take care of you.

Guys: Monica we would rather die.
by Superthrive November 02, 2010