nine gallon cask. A barrel is a thirty six gallon cask, although that term has gained curreny for any size of comercial beer cask or keg.
can i have two firkins of bass this week please (brewery-ha! would be nice!)
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a savage whiskey drinking mother fucker that cant be killed raids garages and gets free beer from gas stations
that kid stole two thirty packs out of my garage and pissed in my ear when i was sleeping fuck dirt ball pirates
The total time it takes for someone to have sexual intercourse, clean themselves and walk out the door.
T-Bone said he hit that, wiped off with the shower curtain and was out the door in 2:37!
Means (male) masturbation. Propably due the following joke:
Two men walk into a toilet. While man #1 starts pissing, man #2 starts counting numbers aloud. 1, 2, 3, 4..., 5, 6, 7.
Man #1: What were those numbers all about?
Man #2: You see boy, I like to keep things organized.
When I say 1, I unzip the zipper.
When I say 2, I take my dick out.
When I say 3, I pull back the foreskin.
When I say 4, I piss.
When I say 5, I pull forth the foreskin. When I say 6, I put my dick back in my underwear.
And when I say 7, I zip the zipper.
But the next day, the two men go back to the bathroom, and suddenly the man starts yelling in the bathroom 1, 2, 3,5,3,5,3,5,3,5,3,5,3,5!!!
Hey, I still got 30 minutes before my train leaves, I think I go for a 35 while waiting.
well.. u kissed your twenties goodbye! and your not quite your "mid-thirties" yet!
32, Yea... your thirty two? Man, how's it feel to know your twenties are gone??
To intentionally delay male orgasm during masturbation. For whatever reason
I had a lunch at two:thirty. It was fifteen past the hour, so i procrasturbated under my desk.
Clothes that you could make for the same quality for about two dollars, only not many people have the will.
But then, it wouldn't be ethical, would it?
American Apparel is now mainstream, and believe you me, you were never the 'one who totally started this whole fad'. Middle school kids now wear it to think they're the shit. Don't be fooled, they're not in it for the fact it's ethically made in the Us where people are being paid fair wages, decent hours or health benefits. They just like 'cause it looks pretty.
Girl: Fuck, this is two pieces of fabric surged together with a hole in the top, for thirty-three-fucking-dollars
Guy: At least it wasn't made my bleeding children's hands?
11 year old: Isn't my new American Apparel hoodie deck? LOL, I totally picked that up from some weird guy off the street!
12 year old girl: Are you sure he wasn't like... homeless or something. My daddy told me not to leave the house without pepper spray and my chastity belt...