nine gallon cask. A barrel is a thirty six gallon cask, although that term has gained curreny for any size of comercial beer cask or keg.

a savage whiskey drinking mother fucker that cant be killed raids garages and gets free beer from gas stations

The total time it takes for someone to have sexual intercourse, clean themselves and walk out the door.

Means (male) masturbation. Propably due the following joke:

Two men walk into a toilet. While man #1 starts pissing, man #2 starts counting numbers aloud. 1, 2, 3, 4..., 5, 6, 7.

Man #1: What were those numbers all about?
Man #2: You see boy, I like to keep things organized.
When I say 1, I unzip the zipper.
When I say 2, I take my dick out.
When I say 3, I pull back the foreskin.
When I say 4, I piss.
When I say 5, I pull forth the foreskin. When I say 6, I put my dick back in my underwear.
And when I say 7, I zip the zipper.

But the next day, the two men go back to the bathroom, and suddenly the man starts yelling in the bathroom 1, 2, 3,5,3,5,3,5,3,5,3,5,3,5!!!

well.. u kissed your twenties goodbye! and your not quite your "mid-thirties" yet!

To intentionally delay male orgasm during masturbation. For whatever reason

Clothes that you could make for the same quality for about two dollars, only not many people have the will.

But then, it wouldn't be ethical, would it?

American Apparel is now mainstream, and believe you me, you were never the 'one who totally started this whole fad'. Middle school kids now wear it to think they're the shit. Don't be fooled, they're not in it for the fact it's ethically made in the Us where people are being paid fair wages, decent hours or health benefits. They just like 'cause it looks pretty.