A poo blot is what is seen on the toilet paper after wiping a dirty ass.
Not unlike a Rorschach ink blot, a poo blot's image left on the toilet paper is open for interpretation.
A hundred different people could look at a poo blot and each could see something different.
The exciting thing about poo blots is each time you wipe the result will be different, that is to say no two poo blots will ever bee the same. Everything from what one eats to wiping-technique will effect the outcome.
Even more uncontrolled factors such as height, weight, or even gender are thought to contribute to poo blot results.
"I had the runniest crap the other day, after I wiped I swear my poo blot looked like a woman crying...wanna see?"
"No way man that poo blot totally looks like a dog swimming in a lake!"
|2.||two in the cunny, one in the runny|
the pointer and the middle finger in the Vag and the pinky in the bum hole where the runny poo comes from!
Spook thinks that two in the cunny, one in the runny is funny
A well known graffiti crew from Peterborough, England who are infamous for writing 'Poo Crew' on public property. They are often assosiated with 'The Turd Team' but this is a common misconseption. You will find their handy work in places such as 'Subway' and public phone boxes.
Guy One: What's that say?
Guy Two: Poo Crew I think...
Guy One: Oh yeah, they're bad ass.
We two people poo into one receptical simultaneously.
Me and my girlfriend just had our first tandem poo. It was more emotional then sex.
A group of people who take pleasure in conversating while taking a number two. (Preferably in public restrooms.)
Yo, that cheese omelet goes right through you! I think it's time to hit up the Poo-P Club.
1. a race around the world, while holding a large piece of poo.
2. a race where two people take a shit; the winner being the first to wipe their arse and reach the other.
Note: not to be confused with poo face (when you smear poo on your face for a pleasurable and/or cosmetic purpose).
TODD: Man, this piece of poo is stuck to my hand!
JOHN: Two of poo, one of me...i make that a poo race!
JOHN: ...I, uh...don't get out much...
This is the ultimate form of gayness, also meshed with the original idea of "shitty". The two words are linked, but the latter is cleaned up a bit to prevent any offensive language being said. Think of it as something being so horribly gay and/or shitty that all you can say is, "Dude...This is so gay poo."
crawford: "dude, my mom got shot"
mike: "haha, bitch deserved it"
crawford: "yeah, but i stole your boyfriend"
mike(sad face): "gay poo" :*(