Poo-man-two 

Two asian men, one upperdecking and receiving fellatio from the other, while the other is shitting and jacking off ferrociously

wang and chang opened up the china buffet late this afternoon, i guess they really poo-man-two 'd the shit out of each other last night, literally.

Poo-man-two by hugecockjohnson June 29, 2009

Two in the poo, two in the goo 

The act of pleasuring a female manually by inserting two fingers into her vagina and two in her anus. One finger up from 'two in the pink one in the stink'.

Then try two in the poo, two in the goo - its a winner

Two in the poo, two in the goo by Jordo1981 November 24, 2010

two in the poo 

A procedure saved for classy woman. Involves inserting your balls into her brown star. Guaranteed hit.

I wanted to marry Cassie, so I gave her a two in the poo.
Two in the poo is the way we do.

two in the poo by JN12 October 30, 2007

two in the goo one in the poo 

the index and middle finger in the vagina, and the thumb in the rectum. also known as two in the pink one in the stink or the shocker

That ho was so skanky, she actually enjoyed two in the goo one in the poo.

two in the goo one in the poo by barrenGate August 9, 2003

two poop shit whore 

a name used to refer to Tupac Shakur.

Tyrone please tell me you don't listen to that ass pony two poop shit whore

two poop shit whore by Chief Bootknocker November 28, 2009

Two Poos 

A person who, when you tell them you’ve done something, they’ve done the same thing, but better, to feel superior.

I did a poo today!
Really?? I did two poos!!

Two Poos by MTS Ratcliff October 2, 2020

Two Poos 

When an individual feels the need to have superiority over their counterpart. Manifests itself as “out-doing” every conversation/experience e.g. I did one poo, but they did two poos.

“Oh Mike is such a two poos, told him about my dad’s heart attack and he told me his dad has had TWO heart attacks”

Two Poos by BKnightbridge June 4, 2022