two o'clock whore 

A woman or girl who you would never dream of calling or contacting before two o'clock in the morning.

Alright, bar's closed so I'm going to the two o'clock whore's house to see if she is still awake.

two o'clock whore by progressives October 24, 2009

two o' clock charlies

Drunks who after being kicked out of the bar head out to local restaraunts.

Oh Great, the bars are closed here come the two o' clock charlies.

two o' clock charlies by DennisIsEvil October 16, 2005

Two O Tennie 

2009 and then two O ten

Now that we move on from 2009 it will then be two O Tennie mate!

Two O Tennie by propart September 16, 2009

two o'clock sock 

(noun) Masturbatory relief sought by hard-up cadets at Virginia Military Institute (VMI) through insertion of the rat's or upperclassman's penis into the eponymous hosiery during the wee hours at or about 2:00 a.m. followed by vigorous self-abuse. Encasement of the sufferer's member in the sock dampens the vibrations to avoid waking the rest of the barracks, and when release is obtained the sock serves as a receptacle for the spent cadet's ejaculate, thus also maintaining a semblance of cleanliness in the said barracks.

1) "All the pussy's over at w&l tonight as usual."
"Guess that means the old two o'clock sock!"
2) "They're cleaning our cage here at VMI this weekend, so it's a night out on the town for us rats."
"Don't worry, they'll let us back in the barracks in time for the two o'clock sock."

two o'clock sock by Zagraniczniak May 3, 2018

Two o' Five 

A rapid footjob using both soles of the feet and given by a Succubus Cafe maid lying on her back in front of you.

Hey, did you know Pancho enjoys Two o' FIve on the daily?

No way! I thought only Francisco Liked Two o' FIve!

Let me ask Valdovinos if he likes Two o' Five.

Two o' Five by Kodez Minjo January 4, 2023

walking in two o'clock cotton 

a phrase that refers to the state of drunkeness where one seems to be stumbling in a cotton field at two o'clock in the morning.

"Oh, my, God! Briana took so many tequila shots she's walking in two o'clock cotton!"

walking in two o'clock cotton by immaculate_paint September 8, 2005

H TWO O TWO 

hydrogen/oxide

Every H TWO O TWO add and extra H and O

H TWO O TWO by qeedisawatermelon March 25, 2025