two car pile up 

Accidental anal entry during sex that causes the female to shoot forward and head butt a third participant

I pulled back too far and rammed it in Jill's ass she jumped fowatd so fast she and Jen caused a two car pile up.

two car pile up by Deeznuts617 April 27, 2016

two car garage 

1.A woman that practices double penetration.
2.A woman that can fit two cock in either her pussy or ass.

Nicole had a three-some last night. She is a two car garage.

two car garage by STRICKEN September 7, 2003

two-car funeral 

utter incompetence or error-prone

The botch of the stimulus plan may stoke anti-government anger about bureaucrats and two-car funerals
He fouled up a two-car funeral
They couldn't run a two-car funeral to get the budget passed

two-car funeral by vanderpol August 29, 2010

two-car-party 

A party , usually a family party, where the male host requests that the guys bring two cars so their significant others can leave with the kids, and the guys can stay and get shitfaced and shit.

Sully had a two-car-party for his boy last weekend.
They had some jumpy thing bullshit but the wife took the rugrats home around 8 and we stayed up all night playing hold 'em and doin' shots of Jameson.

two-car-party by Jefe32 April 10, 2008

Car Two Pearl Blue 

Pearl Blue is the color placed onto VanSickle's property especially car two it was created by house of color with a heavy pearl.

Van Hinkle will continually say these magic words if cued.

Car two pearl blue house of color heavy pearl.

Car Two Pearl Blue by 300Mag83 May 19, 2018

Killing two tiktokers with one car 

Basically, it's a synonym related to "killing two birds with one stone", it is signified with the thought of tiktokers dancing on the street being exposed to the dangers of the real world.

Why not kill two tiktokers with one car so I can save time.
Tommy is killing two tiktokers with one car by playing games while doing his homework.

Killing two tiktokers with one car by LondonEnglishSchool March 20, 2021

Two Camels in a Tiny Car 

A phrase coined on =3 from a viral video of two camels... in a tiny car.

The phrase is just bizarre enough to win every argument ever.

"We're having pizza for dinner."
"No, we're getting chinese. Two camels in a tiny car"
"Okay"

"Watch out for that squaids, man."
"It's all good. I've got two camels in a tiny car."

"That's lame. You're a fucking moron"
"Two camels in a tiny car"
"You win."

"Cause I'm in your house every night doin' your mom"
"Two camels in a tiny car"
"Shit. You got me. Tell mom I said hi."

Two Camels in a Tiny Car by Mayteana February 1, 2010