Two Ton Paperweight 

a 4000 pound piece of shit car referenced on Psychostick's cd "We Couldn't Think of a Title"

My Two Ton Paperweight always dies.

Two Ton Paperweight by Chris Matlock September 21, 2007

two ton tessie 

a fat bitch

pete: hey marv look at that two ton tessie over there, marv: haha oh yeah shes fat as fuck!

two ton tessie by Mr.46 November 29, 2011

two ton tessy 

a enormously fat fucking female.

weederdude check out that two ton tessy.

doobyman i'd hit it.

two ton tessy by shenzy August 8, 2008

two ton race horse 

A BBC (Big Black Cock) typically found in porn or at the club. Bigger than the average black dude and way bigger than most whites.

Aaron Rodgers brother, Mega Rodgers, had a two ton race horse bigger than Obama himself.

two ton race horse by Jaw beg October 22, 2017

Two Ton Tanya 

Usually in reference to extremely obese women who have to go everywhere on mobility scooters

person 1: hey look over there at that fat lady
person 2: oh jeez bud thats Two Ton Tanya right there!

Two Ton Tanya by harry cockswallower February 9, 2023

Two Ton Toddler’s 

Two grown adult “social media influencers” who still act like toddlers, and collectively they weigh 2 tons.

“The Two Ton Toddler’s have no idea what it really means to be an adult”

Two Ton Toddler’s by LowStuff5019 May 26, 2024

Georgia two ton 

when a fat chick makes you get on all fours and shits on your back and She then proceeds to tenderize it with her belly fat, smacking against it repeatedly.

damn Andrew's girlfriend gave him a Georgia two ton last night! he didn't look so good this morning.

Georgia two ton by jake gouta April 22, 2015