Two-Shoe Cadillac 

When you either don't have a car or your car is broke down, you're driving the Two Shoe Cadillac.

I'm out of gas and I can't get any of my homies on the cell, so I guess I'm driving the Two-Shoe Cadillac.

Two-Shoe Cadillac by crazybob541 January 6, 2014

two shoe express 

refers to walking somewhere instead of getting a ride

"I couldn't get a ride to work so I took the two shoe express."

two shoe express by *~kath~* June 2, 2008

suwannee two-shoe

The act of urination while standing with feet planted on two parallel canoes floating down a river

"These blue yummies are properly filtered and ready for release... time for the suwannee two-shoe!"

"Hey Srgt. pull over to shore, i need to pee"
... "that would be far to inneficient, its time for you to pull a little suwannee two-shoe"

suwannee two-shoe by TeamHonkey March 15, 2008

two finger shoe horn 

The act of inserting two fingers into a female orifice to aid in inserting your penis, much like the way a shoe horn is used to put your foot into a shoe.

When I have whiskey dick I use the two finger shoe horn to get my cock into my woman.

two finger shoe horn by Grimm D January 11, 2009

One Two Buckle My shoe 

One Two Buckle My Shoe is a new meme by edmondx but it is actually a nursery rhyme invented in the late 1800s.

YO BRO COME OVER HERE COME OVER HERE CHECK OUT MY NEW SHOES THEYRE THE BRAND NEW ONE TWO BUCKLE MY SHOE THREE FOUR BUCKLE SOME MORE FIVE SIX NIKE KICKS HOHOHOHO THAT IS SO FIRE

One Two Buckle My shoe by OneTwoBuckleMyShoeThreeFour May 30, 2023

one two buckle my shoe 

You shove a shoe buckle up your urethra. An act typically performed by "close" friends.

I told his girlfriend that fixing his relationship would just take the good ol one two buckle my shoe.

one two buckle my shoe by TotallyNotMattsFriends August 9, 2017

One Two, Buckle my Shoe

A meme that became popular on TikTok in Early April because of a video that generated a lot of attention and started the trend.

The whole TikTok trend goes like this:
"One, Two, Buckle my Shoe.

Three, Four, Buckle Some Moreeeee.
Five, Six, Nike Kicks!"

Yo, Yo Bro Come Over Here.

Come Over Here.
Check Out My Shoes,
They're the brand new...

One Two, Buckle my Shoe...

One Two, Buckle my Shoe by ThatDragonixVR April 28, 2023