Two Left Hands 

Similar to being ambidextrous, but instead of having another good hand, you have one less good hand: you have no good hands, and are incredibly clumsy as a result.

Benn: Dude, don't throw the ball to Dave he has two left hands!

Benn: Damn it Ron, you dropped the entire bag of popcorn.
Ron: Sorry man, I got two left hands.

Two Left Hands by BennduR July 11, 2010

two left hand boxing gloves 

When a Vagina is severly swolen after a night of sex. The Vagina resembles two left handed boxing gloves

Last night, I beat her pussy up and left it looking like two left hand boxing gloves.

two left hand boxing gloves by MustangDriver October 25, 2010

two left feet 

This is used to define a person who is clumsy or awkward, especially while dancing.

He has two left feet, he is a poor dancer.

two left feet by Murthy Pariwakam May 22, 2006

Two Left Cheeks 

Phrase expressing the inability to twerk.

A derivation from the phrase, "two left feet" which is used to refer to someone who can't dance.

Bro 1: Dude, tried to learn how to twerk after watching the new Miley Cyrus video. Two hours later, all I had was sore calfs -- just can't twerk no matter how hard I try!

Bro 2: You must have two left cheeks, man.

Two Left Cheeks by Zoren Shoeman July 23, 2013

Two Left Testicles 

An figure of speech used to express how awful one is at sex (similar to how the expression "Two Left Feet" applies to a bad dancer).

Gee, Mary, I don't know about this... I've got two left testicles.

Two Left Testicles by FalconEyes September 25, 2011

two left thumbs 

An expression referring to someone who is bad at video games. Derived from the common idiom “Two left feet” which means someone who’s bad at dancing.

I was struggling to play the new video game. I have two left thumbs.

two left thumbs by mauriziaH July 4, 2021

Two inches left 

Like a gold digger, this person marries for money, but the catch is they have to be old to the point that they only two inches left

Me: Did you see that Amanda from high school married that rich dude with all that money and can only get around in a wheelchair.
Her: I'm thinking that she thinks he has only two inches left.

Two inches left by Siouxsie Supertramp August 30, 2020