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two heartbeats

When a girl says she has two heartbeats, she’s saying her pussy has a heartbeat too from being turned on.
Girl: you’re so hot I have two heartbeats!

Boy: damn girl are you really that turned on?
two heartbeats by Indigonutter March 27, 2020

Two Handed Titties 

Breasts that are cup size D or larger which would require the partner of the owner to use two hands when handling them individually.
"Dude, I fucked UP! I cheated on Sarah and she wont return my calls!."

"Who?"

"Sarah. She had two handed titties."

"Damn. You Suck."

Two Hearted Ale 

Very possibly, the greatest beer ever created by man. Two Hearted is an alcholic beverage that contains 7% ABV. It is an American India Pale Ale (IPA). An IPA contains large amounts of hops. Hops are what gives beer a bitterness, and can give a beer pine, floral, citrus, and tropical notes.

Created by Bell's Brewery. Tasty
Two Hearted Ale is a craft IPA.
Two Hearted Ale by JeffersonHallOU February 20, 2011

tallahassee two-hand tug 

grabbing the base of the penis with one hand and the tip of the penis with the other. then proceed to jolt your clenched hands together up and down the shaft of the penis until ejaculation.
Cassidy gave Justin such a good tallahassee two-hand tug that he could barely hold it in.

two hand twist wombo combo 

the art of jacking off a dick while sucking with 2 hands and going up and down the cock in a twisting motion. (used during a blowjob or masturbation)
Hey babe can i get that two hand twist wombo combo or yo bro she gave me that two hand twist wombo combo
two hand twist wombo combo by Rokua November 14, 2017

Two Heaters 

When Testicles are placed upon ones forehead and using the warmth
Person 1: I got two heaters, they work well.

Person 2: Oh? Do they now...?

Person 1: Yeah! These testicles are SO warm on my face.
Two Heaters by BobbyBaja December 6, 2009