Two feet and a heartbeat

Its a saying which to describe someone whos able. Possibly to do something for themselves or walk somewhere.

Friend: Can you pass me the remote?
Me: You got two feet and a heartbeat you go get it

Two feet and a heartbeat by greenbeans&ham January 11, 2021

two feet of meat 

Suprisingly non-sexual term. Refers to the act of going to Subway twice in one day, eating a footlong sub each time and thus consuming two feet of meat.

Man I had serious munchies last night. Two feet of meat baby!

two feet of meat by Rage from rhuvok.com November 22, 2004

Two feet and a heartbeat

What a pathetic mutherf*cker has to use when they don't own a car, a bike, or a bus pass. (ie. Walk, jackass!)

I have no friends, no life, no job, and no money. How am I going to get to the foodbank? I guess its two feet and a heartbeat...

Two feet and a heartbeat by Time4SumAksion June 14, 2005

Two feet in the street 

When you are fully dating, ho-ing, or whoring around or not in a committed relationship.

Lefty has two feet in the street, all the way in the street with all his dates and door-dashed side hustle dates.

Two feet in the street by GGingersnapss May 12, 2023

nice shoes...... two feet 

An self-acknowledged pathetic put-down. From the failed put-down in the Simpsons, one bully says "Nice glasses four eyes", the other bully says "yeah, and nice shoes......two feet."

-You're an asshole.
-I'M an asshole??? Well........nice shoes.......two feet.

nice shoes...... two feet by LordWatson July 12, 2003

have two right feet

Meaning to be violent or walk extremely fast.

Wow you're violent today slow down your walking way too fast what do you have two right feet!?!

have two right feet by Mackenzie345 February 11, 2023

two left feet 

This is used to define a person who is clumsy or awkward, especially while dancing.

He has two left feet, he is a poor dancer.

two left feet by Murthy Pariwakam May 22, 2006