two eggs and a cock 

A literal phrase describing a lone rooster with his two eggs. This can be used as a substitute for "lone wolf and cub" for rogues and loners who look after and take care of two vulnerable young children. The phrase can also be reinterpreted and used as a double entendre that alludes to a man's reproductive organs.

The hen croaked her last two eggs and the rooster stood their alone; they're now just two eggs and a cock.

His two children are the only ones he care for in the world, they are his world. The hobo then walked away in search of a new home, pushing a makeshift stroller made from a cardboard box and roller skate wheels, rolling away with his children, rolling into the sunset. They're now just two eggs and a cock, that's all they are and that's all they'll ever be.

Hey honey, do you know what I want for breakfast? Two eggs and a cock!!

two eggs and a cock by lancezinnuendos October 22, 2008

Two Eggs In A Hanky 

Two testicles in a scrotum.

Hey look, he's got the smallest two eggs in a hanky i've ever seen.

Two Eggs In A Hanky by Lachlan Days October 19, 2006

too much ham for two eggs 

From the Spanish: Mucho jamon por dos huevos-- a fat girl.

She was too much ham for my two eggs.

too much ham for two eggs by Joe Bone March 7, 2005

two boiled eggs in a handkerchief 

A term used to describe the ideal look for a tight ass.

j "Boy does Shakira have a cute ass!"
t "Yeah man its two boiled eggs in a handkerchief alright!"

two boiled eggs in a handkerchief by invalidrecord June 27, 2009

coffee and eggs for two 

A ridiculous mandatory procedure passed down from management or another department which only serves to slow down communication or production.

Derived from an episode of Danger Man/ Secret Agent starring Patrick McGoohan in which two spies meet at a cafe and are forced to use the code phrases, "What'll we have, coffee and eggs for two?" with the response "Why not make it scrambled?" in spite of the fact that they know each other.

It is also sometimes shortened to "servings of coffee and eggs" if more than one procedure appears at a time.

I was late to the meeting because my report was stuck in coffee and eggs for two.

coffee and eggs for two by Jen Minola July 31, 2005