bat and two balls

male genetalia, male private parts,
a penis resembles like a (baseball) bat
and the testicles resemble like 2 (base)balls

Man 1: My bat and two balls hurt from fukin' Joanna all night...she sucked my balls and then squeezed them HARD!!!

bat and two balls by blthrskt October 20, 2005

Skeet Skat Two Cats And A Bat!

A phrase, much like the f-word which can replace nouns, verbs, or other sentence parts.

DUDE, I just got a Wii!

Well than, skeet skat two cats and a bat!

Skeet Skat Two Cats And A Bat! by Char9 June 18, 2007

two batting 

Waiting an unreasonable amount of time to update information. Especially if the information in question is important to a large important group of people.

Dude, I'm totally two batting my managers with the TPS reports.

two batting by hrltwincities August 25, 2010

take two baths 

Kiss my ass.

If you don't like me, take two baths.

take two baths by Dutchman2213 August 19, 2017

two-dollar hoe bath 

To spray oneself with colonge or perfume, instead of bathing in soap and water. You can usually tell by the strong odor ,overbearingly sweet of manly.

I came on the bus this morning and i could totally tell someone took a two-dollar hoe bath! smelt like fritos and funk.

two-dollar hoe bath by Patattack90 December 21, 2008

Two Dogs in a Bathtub 

When you try to jam both of your nuts in a girl's asshole. It's supposed to be as difficult as keeping two live dogs in a bathtub together.

i got one nut in her ass, but i couldnt manage the two dogs in a bathtub.

Two Dogs in a Bathtub by billy poopluvr May 4, 2004

two dogs in a bath tub 

When you try to stuff a set of nuts in a woman's asshole. In turn is as impossible as washing "two dogs in a bath tub".

"This bitch's ass was so loose that I had to give her the two dogs in a bath tub treatment."

two dogs in a bath tub by jgf July 19, 2006