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primitive internal combustion engine, powered by tank of burning fossils. easily distinguishing by voluminous clouds of blue smoke. Favourite bike choice of sooky floundering bench racers complaining of fouled spark plugs and cracked reed valves, whilst prophecising the ease of the 12 "simple & inexpensive" rebuilds per annum. get an effie and learn to ride!!!
completely blinded by unwaivering devotion to neanderthal technology 'kx250' could not see that his two smoke clanger is a piece of junk
by fingalhead August 17, 2006

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1. A girl that performs oral sex twice in one hook-up.

2. A girl that gives a blow job with another guy in the room, and then blows the other guy.
"Yo son, that Two Smoke blew me after the party and again before she left in the morning."

"Did you hear about Two Smoke Kate? She blew Anthony and then his buddy Chris."
by Smackin That Ass January 05, 2007

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