a double sided dildo used for simultaneous pleasuring of two persons
Some lesbians like to use a dilduo as an alternative to strap-ons.
|128.||Iron Deficient A-Hole|
Despite having a pleasant lifestyle compared to most (two iPhones, their own car, an education, food on the table, etc), IDA-Hs always finds something to complain about. Whether it be how they haven't eaten all day despite attending three different restaurants or how their friends are horrible people when they are only trying to help them, there is always something to be upset over.more...
They are also never accountable for anything. The reason they broke up with an abusive fling? It's their mother and best friend's fault, not theirs. Depression? An iron deficiency. A friend's bout of domestic abuse after a series of mutual nasty texts? It was one-sided, and the friend is the only one responsible for the heinous words.
These creatures also desire as much attention as possible. Known for being more attractive than most beings, they constantly deny their beauty around others, desiring to attract attention from the present company. They also love playing with their best friend's emotions, and they believe ignoring their friends' pleas for them to get therapy will win over their love.
Never drink with IDA-Hs, either, as they will only take two shots, shout about how "drunk" they are, vomit all over the bathroom at five in the morning, expecting everyone else to clean it up, then pretend to be incredibly hungover the next day, hoping others will take care of them.
These people must be avoided at all costs. Even conversing with them is playing with fire.
Both left handed; dominant left, but uses right hand for particular tasks. Contrary to notion that it means bad with both hands, the word "bad" is not in there. It derives from Latin. Ambi=Both and sinister=Left. The opposite of ambisinistrous is ambidextrous which means both right handed. It does not mean good with both hands. All left handed people are forced to be ambisinistrous because in a right handed world, there are many things that are not made for left handed people.
I am ambisinistrous because I eat and write with my left hand, but I play the guitar with my right hand.
|130.||makeshift Shake Weight|
When two individuals arrange themselves nearly ass to ass having a third person jiggle a double sided dildo, action firgure, or fill in the blank, penetrating both anuses in the same motion as the Shake Weight seen on TV
Honey, I was at work today and I got to thinkin' I need to start workin out more. Maybe we should bust out my collection of broomsticks, invite Chester over again, and have a makeshift Shake Weight session
(at the water cooler) how goes it bill? Ah, could be better... i can barely walk. The old lady invited over her buddy Jack from high school and she makeshift Shake Weighted the shit outta us
A synonym for cervical cancer. Given Michelle Bachmann's objection to the use of the Gardasil vaccine in the prevention of Human Papillomavirus (HPV) infection, a necessary factor in the development of almost all cases of cervical cancer, she has now sided with the cancer.
HPV vaccines effective against the two strains of HPV that currently cause approximately 70% of cervical cancer have been licensed in the U.S, Canada, Australia and the EU.
As Bachmann told reporters: "There’s a woman who came up crying to me tonight after the debate. She said her daughter was given that vaccine. She told me her daughter suffered mental retardation as a result of that vaccine." When pressed for additional information, Bachmann was neither able to provide details about the woman, nor has the supposed mother come forward to provide evidence.
The Food and Drug Administration does not have any complaints of the vaccine preventing HPV causing mental retardation.
"Bad news from the Doctor, my pap smear came back positive. I've got cancer."
"Oh, honey, I'm so sorry."
"Yea, who ever thought I'd get Bachmann's Disease..."
The act of two lesbians using the handle of whip as a double sided dildo to scissor while riding horses. Also often using the whip to speed the horse up.
Dude, I totally saw those chicks scissor whip it!
A super heroine in the Marvel Universe. The alter ego of Caroline Susan Jane "Carol" Danvers. Also known as Binary and Warbird.
After being caught in an explosion of a kree device (and being rescued by Captain Marvel), the dna of the two merged and she inherited the powers and abilities of Mar-vell. Inspired by Captain Marvel, she became Ms. Marvel.
She is/was associated with the Avengers (member), the Mighty Avengers (former leader), New Avengers(member), the Starjammers (former member; as Binary) and the X-Men (ally).
Other things you should know about her:
- she has blue eyes and blond hair. she's 5"11 and weighs at 127 ibs.
- she has a really, really, very, very hot body with a costume to flaunt it. in fact many people recognize her due her ass and boobs
- in her early days as an avenger she flirted with captain america at times but nothing ever came out of it. but other than that, they are really close friends. but personally if you ask me, i think Ms Marvel and Capt...