| 1. | Two Liter Bottle of Bitch-Ass | ||
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A fat bitch who gives you body lice, STDs, and then tells you that you're her baby's daddy. That two liter bottle of bitch-ass has some nerve trying to call me after giving me body lice. I ain't tryin to hear that she's knocked up
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| 2. | Drowning Game | ||
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A game, popular among teens, in which the participant fills his lungs with water as a source of natural high. Once he has nearly drowned, his friend attempts to perform CPR on him. If it is successful, the two switch roles and repeat. Usually the source of water is a swimming pool or body such as an ocean or lake, but other methods have been employed, such as pouring a two-liter bottle of water into the nose. Other names include CPR Game, Kiss 'Em or Miss 'Em, Funeral Game, Two-Liter Game, California Wave, California Waves, Oh Fuck, California Roulette, Dead Kid Game, Ertrinkenspiel, Juego de Ahogamiento, Hockey Guy 1: "Dude, let's play Drowning Game!"
Guy 2: "OK, what's that?" Guy 1: "I'll show you. Let me get the two-liter." Guy 2: "What?" Guy 1 *returns, pouring a two-liter bottle of water down his nose*: "Like this!" Guy 2: "What the fuck, stop doing that!" Guy 1: "It's OK. You'll do CPR on me." Guy 2: "I don't know CPR. Fuck, stop doing that." Guy 1 *drowns* Guy 2: "God damn it." |
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| 3. | Purple Passion | ||
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Purple Passion is a grape alcoholic beverage made with Everclear. It used to be sold in the 1980's in a 2 liter bottle. Other than Everclear, Purple Passion had another prominant ingredient: "substandard grapes". Closely related beverages are Tropical Passion and Pink Passion. I didnt know Purple Passion had Everclear. I probably shouldn't have drank that 2 liter bottle of it.
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| 4. | Bottle Whap | ||
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A game played at parties more than likely high school or college, in which two or more completely drunk dumb asses hit each other over the head with a 2 liter bottle taking turns. "Man, my head is bleeding from that game or bottle whap we played last night."
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| 5. | mountain dewzzie | ||
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'noun;' The procedure of introducing mountain dew into the rectum and colon via the anus. Typically performed by squeezing a two liter bottle of Mountain Dew soft drink directly into the afflicted anus. May result in "extreme" bowel movements and loss of sperm. 1. "I'm pretty loose after that mountain dewzzie;"
2. "I just ordered a two liter for your daily mountain dewzzie." |
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| 6. | Soda Suicide | ||
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The hilarious act of shaking a two-liter bottle of soda, slamming it on the ground, and having the bottle rocket itself towards you by the force of the caffeine. Dude, you should have been there, Brandon just committed soda suicide today with the two-liter of Faygo I bought him! We seriously should have brought a video camera, that was a perfect YouTube moment!
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| 7. | coke bottle | ||
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Step One) Cut the bottom off a two liter coke bottle.
Step Two) Attach a plastic bag on the bottom of the coke bottle with a rubber band, make sure the only air escaping out of the coke bottle is through the top where coke would normally come out of. Step Three) Either put a ratchet head, a bowl with rubber around it, or aluminium foil on the top to put the weed in. Step Four) While the bag is still attached to the bottom of the bottle push the bag into the bottle. Step Five) Light the weed and pull the bag out making sure there is suction and the smoke starts going into the bottle. Step Six) Remove the bowl on the top and push the bag so the smoke goes deep into your lungs. Dam the smoke in that coke bottle is all yellow one hit of that and ill be passed out and still be high in the morning; who is making waffles in the morning?? kordian you ate all the doughnuts???
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