| 1. | 2 guys 1 horse | ||
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Another internet gross-out video following in the steps of 2 girls 1 cup, 4 girls fingerpaint, and countless others. Video shows a naked guy bent over in front of a horse, which then jumps up and penetrates him, guided by another guy. Horse then starts thrusting aggressively while the guy moans loudly, ending with a LOT of horse jizz and screams from whoever is currently watching the video. The guy apparantly died later on, hardly surprising since the horse's dick was the size of his arm. "Dude, did you see 2 guys 1 horse last night?"
"OMG, scared the shit out of me! Why would anyone do that?" |
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| 2. | skwelch | ||
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A somewhat painful, yet oddly satisfying bodily function 1-Girlfriend: "What are you doing?"
Boyfriend: Don't move, I'm about to skwelch." 2-Girl:"What is taking so long!?" Boy:"OH MY GODDDD!! I'M SKWELCHING!!!!!!!!!" Girl:(astounded)"Sweet Jesus." 3-Guy 1:"Dude, u look horrible, what happened to you in there?" Guy 2:(exhausted)"I just skwelched |
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| 3. | Horse | ||
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To lift something really heavy. Usually done by two or more people Okay, guys, we need to horse this washing machine into the back of the truck. One two three lift!!!!!!
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| 4. | floral park | ||
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a horrible little town that shouldn't exist. floral park is one of the most dumb, stupid and boring places on earth. everyone that lives there is extremly two-faced. this wouldn't be too bad but the sad thing is that they all deny being two-faced.the girls are sneaky hoe bags and the dudes are emos and wanna be gangsters. they all put themselves on a high horse because they think they are better than everyone else because they live on long island, when in reality.....they don't."flo po" should be taken off the map. "omg you guys, we're so cool because we're from floral park! all we do it drink and get high. we're almost as retarted as real long island kids!!"
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| 5. | beerbee | ||
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"a drinking game played with 4 players, (two on each team) a frisbee and two beer bottles. The beer bottles are placed about 20 feet apart from each other and each team stands behind their bottle. The object of the game is to talke turns and throw the frisbee and try to knock over the other teams bottle. The teams bottle the falls must drink a beer. The game is usally played untill one teams bottle is knocked over seven times. "hey you guys just got your ass whooped in beerbee."
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| 6. | stage fright | ||
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The tension of bladder exit muscles so that no pee can be expelled. It happens when other guys at the urinal are pissing away and also if one or two are hung like a horse and you are not. "Hi guys Joe has stage fright again and can't pee." "I came in here because I need to pee bad. I am not leaving until I do"
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| 7. | East Greenwich | ||
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A small quiet town in Southeastern part of Rhode Island nearby the towns of Narragansett, Coventry, North Kingstown, and Warwick, filled with what you could, say wealthy people. not everyone's wealthy of course, there are townies and there are people, who are just middle-class and live there like me. Always stereotyped as the rich town full of rich house wives who wear Burberry 10,000 dollar shoes, the rich town full of rich, spoiled, unfriendly, elitist brats and people who live there are always called a "walking ATM machine" But remember, not everyone's rich in East Greenwich. Many successful people today started from EG. East Greenwich is the only republican town in Rhode Island.
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East Greenwich is know for its beautiful bay views, art galleries, and restaurants and is rich in history. East Greenwich is a pretty safe community and that's one of the reasons why some people choose to live there, even though the house prices are quite expensive, rather than cities like Cranston. Most East Greenwich students are quite smart and have A+ grades. East Greenwich schools have the highest test scores in the state. Most kids have cell phones and iPods, by the time they reach middle school. And most of the kids wear brand names, such as Abercrombie and Fitch, American eagle, etc. And some of the richer kids wear Lacoste, Juicy Couture, etc. Most people are very preppy. From my experience, most people in East Greenwich generally tolerate those who they aren't friends w... |
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