A girl with a hot body but such a hideous face that in order to do her you have to put two bags over her head - one to cover her face and the other one, in case the first one falls off.
From behind, she looked hot, but when she turned around and we saw her face, we realized she was total two bagger.
by Michelle Bbb June 20, 2006
A chick that is so ugly that you not only have to put a bag over her head before you fuck her, you put a bag over your own head as insurance in case her bag comes off.
It was "ugly lady night" at the bar last night and I brought a Two-bagger home with me.
by Crassanova August 28, 2003