| 29. | we need to talk | ||
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1. You're screwed because your significant other has been fucking the plumber for the past 12 months.
2 You're screwed because your boss is going to bitch at you for doing your job, or, as he sees it, not doing enough to "further company productivity", probably by giving him head. 1. We need to talk Al. You're just not as good in bed as your brother, who, incedentally, I started screwing two days after we met.
2. We need to talk Al. You haven't been working 10 hours overtime a week for no pay, filing in your copious spare time, or doing anything else so insanely outside of your job description or beneath your skill -level that I can be happy with you. |
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| 30. | San Marino | ||
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A pizza establishment in Birmingham, England that delivers a mildly warm 16" Hawaiian pizza for £12 and gives you two 9" pizzas free.
The pizzas they deliver more often than not have an additional topping of man custard that comes free of charge. I'd like a buy one get two free offer please
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| 31. | rugby | ||
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A true game of two halves: rugby league - the game played in heaven (why do you think Jesus had 12 disciples) by supremely fit and hard men and rugby union played by fat blokees and a kicker. Aparently England are good at this because they have a player who can hoof the ball over from 50 yards, and an ex rugby league player that can score tries. Amazing, I've survived a game of rugby with only two injuries.
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| 32. | 40 | ||
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A bottle containing forty fluid ounces of beer, ale, malt liquor, distilled urine, etc... Usually costs under 3 bucks and is the equivalent of about 3 1/3 standard size (12 fl/oz.) cans or bottles of beer.
What you drink when you wanna get but all the money you have was change found in your couch and/or car. I once paid under two dollars for 40 ounces of malt liquor, it was the worst libation I had ever consumed, but I got pissy drunk.
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| 33. | subwoofa | ||
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The mating organ of the CRX. Either 10", 11", 12" or 15" in size and inversely proportionate in size to the member of the owner.
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| 34. | Bush | ||
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A white male about 50 years of age with the IQ of a six-year old. Is currently the President of the United States and working to complete the work that his father could not complete.
Also know as a anal retarded sucker. Likes to drop his dog and play hopscotch with his imaginary friend Dick Chaney. I am George W. Bush. I own a mansion and a yacht. I live on a ranch in Texas and am married to a goat with two alcoholic daughters.
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| 35. | magic wand | ||
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the Hitachi Magic Wand is a clitoral stimulation vibrator that plugs in (no batteries, good for the environment, and you won't run out of power at the critical moment !)Mentioned on "Sex in the City" and known as "The Cadillac of Vibrators", this is perhaps the world's most popular vibrator.Its strong vibration makes it an unfailing friend in masturbation, and its symmetrical shape makes it a natural for partnered, face-to-face fun.For women who are looking for their first orgasm, the electric vibrations will awaken a slumbering clitoris very effectively. The Wand provides strong, steady stimulation.It's a must for postmenopausal women who are beginning to lose interest in sex.Two speeds, spongy head (about the size of a tennis ball)
Size: 12" long, the head is 2 1/2" in diameter. After a 12-hr shift she liked to crawl into a warm bed with her magic wand resting on her snatch.
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