twizzledick

word used to describe someone whose name you don't want to say out loud, for someone you feel contempt for or someone who you find to be worthless and a waste of good oxygen.

Tony G: I really need help with this equipment.
Jim C: I know a guy, but he works for that twizzledick. The job up the street.
Tony G: ??

Tony G: Oh, you mean Bruce?
Jim C: That's him.
Tony G: You're right, he is. I'll give that twizzledick a call.

twizzledick by Mark Louis Webb January 7, 2011

twizzle stick

A dope pipe. Another word for a glass dick.

yo man, load up the twizzle stick and lets start tweakin!!

twizzle stick by Steve_Juggernaut May 15, 2006

Randy Swizzlestick

The act of angrily dipping your junk into some ones glass or bottle.

Robert really pissed me off, so I gave him the Randy Swizzlestick.

Randy Swizzlestick by Kemtooler February 22, 2011

Twizzle stick

A So.Cal word for a speed pipe.

I got two grams, lets load up the twizzle stick.

Twizzle stick by Steve_Juggernaut May 9, 2006

swizzlestick 

to rub ones penis all over an object.

"If V weren't so cool, i'd go and swizzlestick her desk next chance i had."

swizzlestick by booger74 April 20, 2009

SWIZZLESTICK 

Named for their association with their male counterpart the SWIZZLECAP, the SWIZZLESTICK is a common variety of female seen in trendy clubs, overpriced restaurants and suburban shopping malls worldwide. Instantly recognizable by her utterly conformist grooming habits, the early 21st century SWIZZLESTICK usually wears her straightened hair in a ponytail, dresses in non-threatening colors like beige and tan, and very possibly owns a pair of furry boots. Known for their exceptionally irritating voices, even a small gathering of SWIZZLESTICKS in a shop or restaurant can sometimes result in earaches, nausea and crippling migraines for bystanders within a 30 foot radius. Perhaps the most prized characteristic of SWIZZLESTICKS is how easily they can be replaced: if a SWIZZLECAP gets dumped by his SWIZZLESTICK girlfriend, he knows he need only visit his neighborhood sports bar to find an near-exact replica of her.

My last boyfriend wasn't interested in dating a woman with a brain or a real personality. After me, he hooked up with some SWIZZLESTICK.

SWIZZLESTICK by Dr. Clare Cunliffe July 20, 2008

twizzledick

Noun: A penis that is shaped like a twizzler
Adj: The quality of being extraordinarily timid but loyal to one's peers despite the abuse suffered from them, and will often get the courage to buck up, yet easily reminded again of their twizzledickness.

Now get in the kitchen and fetch me some twizzlers, but not that kind, you twizzledick fucker.

twizzledick by Nope October 8, 2003