twitterdick 

One who frequently acts like they are the authority on the proper use of Twitter...and does so over Twitter.

Guy 1 says: @guywhodoesntknowhowtotwitter you need to make sure you put a space after #hashtag. They dont work if you dont #amateur

Guy 2 says: @guy1 - thanks but you are being a total fucking #twitterdick.

Guy 1 says: See you did it correct #iknoweverything

twitterdick by Rclesquire April 8, 2012

Twitterwoke 

Just some hella stupid kids & ayeee go say their political news and information is solely sourced from twitter and they think theyre woke

That kid Austin is hella twitterwoke, what a fuck!

Twitterwoke by Jfvjh bjj November 14, 2016

Twitterfucker 

When a bored, entitled billionaire buys a social media platform and literally sinks it overnight by killing thousands of jobs and making people pay $8 to make up for its new bogged down debt, yet touts that he's a free speech absolutist... literally destroying a massive platform from within.

Yo, have you seen the Twitter share price right now? Yeah, that's what happens when a Twitterfucker buys the company and immediately fires half the administration and thousands of employees.

Twitterfucker by snarky texas November 4, 2022

Twitterfuck

To fuck so hard their feet shake. This is a common occurrence after the act of being twitterpated.

Bambi twitterfucked Thumper

Twitterfuck by jagmaster February 25, 2009

twitterwasted

When you waste good news by tweeting it rather than sharing with your friends face to face.

You twitterwasted your engagement announcement.

twitterwasted by akpeach June 23, 2010

Twitterwoke 

When ur fuckin woke af on twittre an shii

Ayy im teittewroke (twitterwoke) boiiiii

Twitterwoke by reelphuqboii February 14, 2017

Twitterwhack 

Enter exactly two words into a Twitter search and if only one single Tweet results that is a Twitterwhack. The proper response to a discovery of a Twitterwhack is to retweet it so that it is no longer a Twitterwhack. Appropriate tags are #Twitterwhack and #Twak

"@i_before_e: But Ozzy Osbourne denies he sold his soul to the devil. He used it to make a bong. #gnw"

This was the 1st official example of a Twitterwhack (devil bong) until it was retweeted of course.

"RT @amathyst87: @obicolkenobi Are they your testicles floating around in that glass?"

(glass testicles)

Twitterwhack by Acidsmooth July 6, 2010