TwitterTwat 

A complete twat , who believes he is adding value to the world by tweeting incessantly about his/her mundane life!

Part of the "Get a Life you Twat" Inititiative

"I had Kelloggs for breakfast ..." What a TwitterTwat!
"My poo is green...." What a TwitterTwat!

TwitterTwat by TwatMD June 22, 2010

Twitter Twit 

Somebody who uses twitter to keep everyone who follows them informed of their minute by minute activity. The activities are general and meaningless, but the twit thinks that the world gives a damn.

Twitter Twit using twitter:

Twitter Twit: omigod, just had a piss. how great is that!?

Twitter Twit: put the lid down now, phew..

Twitter Twit: having a sip of water, yah!

Twitter Twit by visrat March 19, 2009

twittermittently 

not online everyday.

Adverb to describe online habits of someone who is not a daily, weekly, or even monthly user of facebook, twitter, or instagram.

Person: How did you not know that my grandmother is in the hospital? I posted all over facebook & Instagram.

Me: Sorry, I'm only online twittermittently and didn't know. Is she OK? Also, do you have her recipe for snickerdoodles?

twittermittently by PajamaSutra May 10, 2018

twitter twit 

someone who uses twitter in stupid ways, or to cause drama, spread rumors.

I can't even deal with Luke anymore, he's such a twitter twit.

twitter twit by liztastic March 15, 2009

twitterbitter 

The jealous rage you find yourself in when you discover through twitter that your significant other has been dating someone else behind your back.

I was sooooo twitterbitter to find out that the two of them were having a secret rendezvous.

twitterbitter by jlowe1964 May 20, 2009

Twittertition 

A competition run through Twitter.

I just won a free pizza through a twittertition!

Twittertition by mattywillie October 25, 2010

Twittershitter

Someone who twitters every moment, including when they are on the toilet. Their drive to update their twitter feed overcomes their senses of tact, ethics, and morality.

Twitter: OH MAN I JUST TOOK A BIG SHIT
Reply: You're such a twittershitter.

Twittershitter by asdasdo June 26, 2009