twitterbating

The act of using Twitter excessively - often in a vain attempt to manufacture an alternative reality out of narcissism - to the detriment of one's health and social status.

"Why can't he stop twitterbating? Not even his Mother cares enough about him to read this garbage."

twitterbating by discordinoffice January 2, 2009

Twitterpating 

Twittering while in love; Twittering to/about someone/something you love

Sara is often twitterpating about her boyfriend

Twitterpating by EmotionlessBlue January 23, 2010

Twitterbating

The act of twittering. In the process of twittering. Often applied to those who twitter on a constant basis.

OMG. Ever since Brian found out about twitter he's been twitterbating all the time.

Me? I'm just twitterbating right now. What are you up too?

Twitterbating by spectreU98 June 29, 2009

twitterlating

sordid tweets in the middle of the night

She/he has a "headache" so I spent the night twitterlating under the covers. Please retweet.

twitterlating by Davidch999 February 26, 2013

Twitterpating 

to twitterpate; meaning to check your twitter account. Also refering to changing your twitter status frequently

"I'm Twitterpating right now!!!For fuck sake!!! Leave me BE! LOLZ"

Twitterpating by Neil-perkins April 7, 2009

Twitterbating

Masturbating while on twitter.

I was DMing my girlfriend while twitterbating. She had no idea. It was so hot.

Twitterbating by Smashpotatogirl October 28, 2016

Twitterbating

When you search through Twitter/X for nude model/p0rnstars in order for something to use to please your self.

"Did you see John?" "No, what?" "He was twitterbating in the bathroom at school"

Twitterbating by josiahguacamole April 20, 2025