Twitterbater 

A person who has a Twitter account they regularly update and that no one beyond themselves reads. Aware of the lack of traffic, they keep at it, seemingly Twittering only for their own self-gratification or to make themselves feel more important/special.

Guy #1 -- "Hey, guys! You should check out my Twitter page, it's crazy cool!" *walks off*

Guy #2 -- "Think that guy knows no one cares?"

Guy #3 -- "Yeah, definite Twitterbater."

Twitterbater by lumbersmith March 24, 2009

twitterbitter 

The jealous rage you find yourself in when you discover through twitter that your significant other has been dating someone else behind your back.

I was sooooo twitterbitter to find out that the two of them were having a secret rendezvous.

twitterbitter by jlowe1964 May 20, 2009

Twitterbate

Twitterbate (verb) - To use Twitter.com in a manner that is fast-paced; constantly clicking, tweeting, adding friends, replying, and so forth. The user tends to have feelings of excitement, anxiety, or tension and usually yearns in real-time for the next action from the tweet community by staring at the auto-refresh of the internet browser.
Twitterbation Twitterbating

The twitter community is buzzing today. Everyone's tweeting with the news. I'm sure I'll twitterbate all morning.

Twitterbate by Doubledown Tandino February 1, 2009

Twitterbate

(v) To tweet one's self. To send one's self tweets on Twitter.

(n) Twitterbation

@SoccerMom1979 Twitterbated by sending the following tweet to herself: "@SoccerMom1979 Don't forget to pick up the kids!"

Twitterbate by BethCagnol June 29, 2011

Twitterbate

To climax from masturbation in 140 strokes or less.

I knew my roommate was going to return in a few minutes so I only had time for a Twitterbate.

Twitterbate by bateworld December 5, 2011

Twitterbate

To repeatedly use Twitter with no friends or followers.

It's so sad, that Jimmy twitterbates every day.

Twitterbate by sneakergeek October 16, 2009

Twitterpatter 

(v) when you are with that special someone and words or actions occur to make your heart skip a beat.

A: "you have the most beautiful eyes ever."
B: *twitterpatter*

Twitterpatter by KaitlynEva February 23, 2009