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A very stuffy and boring site out there. A stalkers dream true. MySpace has annoying music and annoying layouts.
Facebook has annoying apps and annoying people. YouTube has annoying videos and annoying comments. Twitter just has annoying stalkers. |
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useless Person 1: "Hey, man, I was on Twitter last night, and-"
Person 2: "Twitter?" Person 1: "Yeah." Person 2: "Dude, I don't think we can be friends anymore." |
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I think that Lewis Black said it best, "Where do you get the massive ego to think that anybody gives a shit what you're doing Retarded Person: I'm gonna go on twitter
Normal Person takes out a double barreled shotgun and rids the world of another huge ego |
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The only social network where the world revolves around Justin Bieber Justin Beiber has been a trending topic since I was born
Can you believe that on twitter, Justin Bieber's mom was even a trending topic? |
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The most effective way to tally up the stupid part of the world's population since the lottery. Also facilitates studies of their behavioral and herding patterns (i.e. following a person on tweeter). A perfect tool for stalkers and burglars since twitter users voluntarily disclose information about their whereabouts and activities.
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1. A social networking website for people who need to stay on top of current events in real-time, which generally means reading some 12-year-old's commentary on an article that was posted on cnn.com several hours ago. 2. The 2000's equivalent of the AOL keyword... a medium by which businesses and news sources can publish small amounts of information to people who normally wouldn't care, but who will gobble the information up because the medium of transfer makes them feel like an "insider" Person 1: Hey did you hear the news about Bono this morning?
Person 2 (frantically logging onto Twitter): I'm on it! Ah yes here's the story: "Man that Bono is some character, but I like his music from teh 80's #Bono RT RT"... I better re-tweet this quick. We twitterers count on each other to spread hot stories like this so we can stay ahead of the curve. |
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A site where you think people care, when they're really laughing at how pathetic you look. A Twitter: I'm watching TV!!!!!!!!!
A person who cares for some reason: Cool!!!! A person who has a life: Wtf? I don't give a shit! A Twitter: I'm taking a shit! A person who cares for some reason: Oh my god!!!! A person who has a life: ........ |
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