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Twitter is a social networking site, where you can update your status or look/reply to someone else's status. I update my Twitter because I'm bored.
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A groups of twits. Look at that twitter.
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A synonym for the phrase, "What the fuck is this?". Twitter is a rediculously stupid social network where one can share their thoughts through 5-character long messages, similar to Myspace's status updates. I have just Twittered, "G4TV"! So fucking awesome!
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the legal way to stalk celebrities im going to go on twitter to see what joe jonas is up to. then i can tweet to him my thoughts. hopefully he'll read it.
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A dumb networking site where people post what they're doing every five minutes, when no one really even listens. Ex: I'm sitting on my porch right now.
Ex: I'm reading a magazine right now. Ex: I'm eating. Yeah, Twitter's pretty dumb. |
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A stalkers paradise. If you are a stalker, and the person you are stalking has a twitter...consider yourself lucky.
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1. A website that is completely irrelevant to life in general. Basically meant for celebrities, but used by idiots that think people give a shit what they 'tweet' about. 2. Another way to hear things from Shaq that make you giggle inside a little bit. 1. Joe the plummer: Oh boy, now that I know how to use twitter people will finally know who I am and care about what I say!
Nobody: ....... 2. Bob: Hey Jim! Did you get the latest silly thing from Shaq (giggling). Jim: Yeah I did (not giving a flying fuck), but I still am bewildered why the hell anyone else uses this. |
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