the legal way to stalk celebrities
im going to go on twitter to see what joe jonas is up to. then i can tweet to him my thoughts. hopefully he'll read it.
A synonym for the phrase, "What the fuck is this?". Twitter is a rediculously stupid social network where one can share their thoughts through 5-character long messages, similar to Myspace's status updates.
I have just Twittered, "G4TV"! So fucking awesome!
Twitter is a social networking site, where you can update your status or look/reply to someone else's status.
I update my Twitter because I'm bored.
If you are a stalker, and the person you are stalking has a twitter...consider yourself lucky.
A dumb networking site where people post what they're doing every five minutes, when no one really even listens.
Ex: I'm sitting on my porch right now.
Ex: I'm reading a magazine right now.
Ex: I'm eating.
Yeah, Twitter's pretty dumb.
1. A website that is completely irrelevant to life in general. Basically meant for celebrities, but used by idiots that think people give a shit what they 'tweet' about.
2. Another way to hear things from Shaq that make you giggle inside a little bit.
1. Joe the plummer: Oh boy, now that I know how to use twitter
people will finally know who I am and care about what I say!
2. Bob: Hey Jim! Did you get the latest silly thing from Shaq (giggling).
Jim: Yeah I did (not giving a flying fuck), but I still am bewildered why the hell anyone else uses this.