Tweeting is like pooping. Everyone has done it, no one fully understands why or how it happens, and once you get into it, everyone enjoys it.
Girl 1: I just got a twitter from Miley cyrus! it says "waiting in line".
Girl 2: OMG you are so connected with whats up!
The area of skin, located on a women between the twat and the shitter.
I tried to finger her but was so drunk I just ended up stroking her twitter
A social networking website for twits (hence the name "Twitter") who constantly post "tweets" for everything they are doing, 24 hours a day, even though they have no followers because everyone on it other than a twit is a celebrity.
"I have just woken up at 8:00 am"
"I have just eaten a bowl of cereal"
"I have just released some shit from my butt into the toilet."
"I have just been called a twit by all 465 people who walked by me."
"I am epic" *Crash while sending*
"My computer crashed while trying to send that tweet on Twitter"
LOOK, YOU LONERS. NOBODY GIVE A FUCKING SHIT ABOUT YOUR TWEETS!!!
The area between the twat and the shitter a.k.a. twitter
"It ain't the twat and it ain't the shitter, it's her twitter"
The region the on the female anatomy bewtix her twat and shitter
Sally kicked Jane in the Twitter
The legal form of stalking another human being with out penalty.
Following a celebrity reading every piece of information they expose to the world on their twitter page.
to give a man a blow job and to tickle his testicles with your fingers
hey dude last night steve was so wasted he gave jamal a twitter in front of everyone.