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78.
a site that took the status updates from facebook and made it into a social network. its gay.
guy 1: yo,follow my twitter man.
guy 2. fuck no. get a facebook you queer
by fubous November 27, 2009
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Tweeting is like pooping. Everyone has done it, no one fully understands why or how it happens, and once you get into it, everyone enjoys it.
Girl 1: I just got a twitter from Miley cyrus! it says "waiting in line".

Girl 2: OMG you are so connected with whats up!
by Deez NUttsssss April 29, 2009
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80.
The area of skin, located on a women between the twat and the shitter.
I tried to finger her but was so drunk I just ended up stroking her twitter
by The Pitch Doctor September 26, 2012
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despite what many people think Twitter is actually really fun. you normally go through 3 stages:

Stage 1- "twitter? god no! thats sooo f*cking stupid."
Stage 2- "fine, i'll get one, but im not gonna use it."
Stage 3- "omg twitter is soooo fun! im following all my fave celebs and i get a whole bunch of new info constantly!"

twitter has a ton of really great quote accounts. nobody posts shit like what they are doing every two seconds any more. if you are considering getting a twitter, you should get one. its matured.
twitter used to be for lameasses who couldnt get a facebook. now its a great site where you can laugh your head off and get great celeb info.

kate just finished going through the 3 stages of Twitter
by MissEducatedAuthor January 18, 2012
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A social networking website for twits (hence the name "Twitter") who constantly post "tweets" for everything they are doing, 24 hours a day, even though they have no followers because everyone on it other than a twit is a celebrity.
"I have just woken up at 8:00 am"

"I have just eaten a bowl of cereal"

"I have just released some shit from my butt into the toilet."

"I have just been called a twit by all 465 people who walked by me."

"I am epic" *Crash while sending*

"My computer crashed while trying to send that tweet on Twitter"

LOOK, YOU LONERS. NOBODY GIVE A FUCKING SHIT ABOUT YOUR TWEETS!!!
by likeordie November 15, 2011
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The area between the twat and the shitter a.k.a. twitter
"It ain't the twat and it ain't the shitter, it's her twitter"
by Me123456789101112131415 October 09, 2011
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The region the on the female anatomy bewtix her twat and shitter
Sally kicked Jane in the Twitter
by goodtimes420 April 22, 2011
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