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A twitter widow is a man or woman whose spouse or boyfriend spends most of his/her time on twitter. Leaving the other person to feel widowed.
Geez I never see my husband anymore because he's too busy living his other life on twitter, I am a twitter widow
by Jlburton82 September 17, 2013
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