Twitter Twit: omigod, just had a piss. how great is that!?
Twitter Twit: put the lid down now, phew..
Twitter Twit: having a sip of water, yah!
2)That bitch who always reports your account because apparently it is HER definition of inappropriate.
Mom:And why is that Joey?
Joe:I have.....gastrointestinal pain.*IN HEAD*:Twitter time baby!
Mom:Fine.Go home.*IN HEAD*:Those DAMNED social networking sites,turning my child into a Twitter Twit.
2)Skye:OMFG!That Twitter Twit reported me!
Huntr:Hate to rain on your parade,but...it was probably because of that TwitPic of your boobs.