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twitteridiot 

Noun: 1. Person who uses Twitter to broadcast asinine pronouncements, petty complaints, churlish insults, insane misjudgments, misogynistic rantings, reckless accusations, absurd vulgarities, vindictiveness unlimited, and/or unhinged ravings, seemingly unaware or unconcerned with their veracity, propriety or wisdom.

2. Person who apparently does not realize how Twitter works, and that others much smarter than one's self will be seeing and reading posted tweets and passing judgment on the character of the writer. (Note: Definition 2 does not preclude Definition 1.)
1. That Donald — such a twitteridiot to be tweeting in the middle of the night about trivial slights.

2. Grandpa's a total twitteridiot; he confuses tweeting with private texting.
twitteridiot by I'mTheDoctor2 December 17, 2016

Twitterosaurs

The insatiable beast that's devouring the lives of millions of people on planet Earth.
Anthropologists all over the world have expressed their concern about the Twitterosaurs. It's still uncertain if it can be stopped.
Twitterosaurs by Coco Nut January 12, 2010

twitterstalk 

To collect information, passively or actively, on an individual using Twitter with the intent of using said information to meet (passively or actively) said individual in real life (IRL).
Her avatar is HOT, I'm going to twitterstalk her.
twitterstalk by slonkak2 January 28, 2009

twittersation

A conversation consisting entirely of 140 character-or-less "tweets", or Twitter updates, on the micro-blogging website, twitter.com. Twittersations rarely contain legitimate Twitter updates and are instead more of a slower form of instant messaging.
Jack: @Jill How was your Holiday?
Jill: @Jack It was great, we had lots of food and drinks! How was yours?
Jack: @Jill Oh you know, the usual! Lots of family friends came over. Wish you were there!
Jill: @Jack Wish I was there too, it sounds like a lot of fun. Did you hear what happened to Janet at the party?
Janet: @Jack @Jill She got pissed off when she got fifty twitter updates on her phone from a stupid twittersation.
twittersation by Tim Tweet November 27, 2009

twitterast 

A twit (i.e. twitter user) who tweets inappropriate sexual innuendo @minors. Also known as a #twitterphile or #twitterjohn.
Two reasonable people, out to lunch:
Person A -- Did you see that #twittersex Alan was creeping on that 14-year old?
Person B -- Yeah, he's such a #twitterast
twitterast by Burn Your Ships April 11, 2011

Twitterstorm 

A sudden flurry of activity on the Twitter social networking and microblogging service that influences current events.

A focused effort of many people using Twitter to influence current events to their favor.
When Arizona tried to pass new "Solar Industry Killing legislation" the ensuing Twitterstorm caused Governor Jan Brewer's office to kill the bill.
Twitterstorm by JimmyJamez March 16, 2010