twitterate 

Adj. Literate in Twitter-speak; able to use Twitter.

Doug: Hey man, did you see my last tweet?
Tom: Nah, sorry dude, I'm still not twitterate.

twitterate by UD Phwoar July 26, 2011

twiterpated 

The state of having fallen in love (especially at first sight).

"Aw, look at him. He's twiterpated." Thumper from Bambi speaking about Bambi.

twiterpated by Scotty J July 20, 2008

twitterite  

An expert user of twitter.
One who writes twits throughout the day, everyday.

My friends are all twitterites. I have been a twitterite for the past year.

twitterite by UDwurdcreator February 2, 2009

twitemite 

A nasty, dirty, spiteful, hateful person that needs a bath. Someone so disgusting their crabs have mites.

That twitemite needs to shut her mouth, take a bath, and brush her teeth I can smell her cooch from here.

twitemite by MsDispatch83 January 9, 2016

twiterpaited

When you get excited, nervous and or giddy about someone.

it likes in Bambi when Thumper sees his girl bunny and gets all hott and bothered... you know he gets twiterpaited

twiterpaited by feebzbish December 17, 2008

Twitterize 

twit⋅ter⋅ize
–verb (used with object), -ized, -iz⋅ing.
1. The act of enabling a person/object to access Twitter.
2. To show a person the wonders of Twitter.

high school kid - hey, are you twitterized yet?

college dude - Dude, I'm totally going to twitterize Shelly from Calculus tonight.

Business person - Hey, are you twitterized yet?

Twitterize by TheTweeple April 17, 2009

twitteritis

A term describing a not-so-rare messaging condition linked to the use of twitter, a micro blogging technology. The condition arises when one becomes diseased with sharing every aspect of what they are doing all the time, everywhere.

Twitteritis can be identified by overuse of twitter.com - when someone is brushing their hair - they rush to their browser to twitter that they are brushing their hair or to share that they are petting their cat, scooping ice cream...

twitteritis by Lorrie Thomas December 30, 2008