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1. Twitard Hunter
One who hunts, kills and/or destroys a Twitard.

Now I'm sure most of you know what a Twitard is. But I'll refresh that mind of yours.

A Twitard is one who falls victim to being an obsessed fan of Twilight, by Stephanie Meyer. They tend to obsess over and/or take it beyond obsession when it comes to this sour, pathetic, shitty excuse for a novel(s). Their obsession is so intense, so captivating and suffocating, that their brain cells and mental capacities are equal to that of a squash. They will defend the book, even if it was getting negatively critiqued or not, abuse the luxury of caps lock, terrible spelling and grammar that will be highly similar with that of a three-year-olds', they are quicker to jump to conclusions than a spider is to their fleeing prey, fall helplessly in love with The Caveman(Edward), much like Bella did and even will pretend to live the life of the story, right down to forcing some poor lad to be their Edward. And, finally, say the tiniest bit of an insult about Twilight, they will go crazy, start foaming at the mouth, hit you with Twilight itself, scratch your eyes out, shout that you are evil just because you have insulted Twilight and throw holy water at you as if Twilight is the Bible. A Twitard may even jump on you, pin you down and, while sitting on top of your frantically struggling-to-get-free body, read Twilight. All. Four. Books.
They will try to cut you with their Twilight bookmark and possibly an apple, if one is nearby. Careful, so...
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