totaphobia 

Totaphobia, a fear of absolutely everything.

Patient: *trembling* what's the problem?
Psychiatrist: you have totaphobia, it's quite unfortunate, you're even afraid of the ceiling, and of that lamp (i love lamp), infact, you're afraid of everything. Quite unfortunate.

totaphobia by Black Bandana June 16, 2006

Twittaphobic 

Fear of getting caught in lies due to others obsessive twittering.

When an individual will not associate themselves with anyone who is twittering nearby in fear of their dirty laundry being spread.

Ever since my wife caught me lying to her about going to the titty bar due to my friends twitter, I have become extremity twittaphobic.

Twittaphobic by barney_phife September 19, 2009

Tipaphobia 

Tipaphobia is a phobia which involves the fear of a fingertip touching another fingertip

"I cringe when I try to make my fingertips touch"
"That's called Tipaphobia"

Tipaphobia by americanboy77 December 14, 2018

titphobia 

Irrational fear of tits.

Girl: I'm so horny johnny, come fuck me
Johnny: I cannot because I have titphobia, you can suck me off though

titphobia by theproffessor November 9, 2014

twitaphobe

A person who refuses to join Twitter and just doesn't see what the hype is about.

person 1: Dude! Follow me on twitter!
person 2: naw man, I don't use that.
person 1: fuck man why are you such a twitaphobe?

twitaphobe by Tweetledee April 27, 2009

Twinkaphobia 

Fear of your best friend

"my friend Stella saw a picture of me and got scared" "I think your friend has Twinkaphobia"

Twinkaphobia by Sleepers420 July 10, 2025