To have sexual relations with a twit. A person who is unknowledgeable of everything.
"Hey hunnie want to fuck me?" Sexy Female1
"DUHH WHAT?!" twit
"oooo I like you, this will be some fun twit sex ill be having". Sexy Female1
a foolish person
synonyms: nerd, geek, dork, dweeb, schmuck, putz, goober, plonker, prat, wally
sample usage: Kal Korff is a twit.
A person who uses facebook to update not only their facebook status but their twitter status also.
A 'Facebook Twit' is obsessed with posting the same updates on both networking sights about his/her mondane activities that noone really cares about.
A: Have you seen what Ben is doing tonight?
B: Yea. 'Ben Smith is taking a bath'.
A: Haha. Yep. Did you see it on facebook?
B: No, I saw it on twitter.
A: Ha! he is such a facebook twit!
one who rubs HER snatch on anothers pillow resulting in pink eye. prevalient in professional hockey players.
"I got pink eye because one of you bitches rubbed your snatch on my pillow, fucking twit flits!"
n. Someone who acts like a complete twat on Twitter. Hence the name: Twit
@douchebag1 dude i would totally pound the shit out of her pussy.
@smartguy1 you fucking twit
also known as a twit bffl, twit buddy, twit bestie etc.
to be best friends with someone on twitter.
or you just get lots of @replies back and forth with a particular person.
@rosiearmstrong isnt cool anough to have a twit biff. but @swayswayhayley is. so is @akashamead her twit biff is @michaellington
Twit That! said with sarcasm cuts down to size someone who delivers a short quip or witty statement with which they are ridiculously self satisfied.
Person A "Humus is the savoury spread of the middle classes"
Person B "Twit That!"