Twit Twitching

When you have tweeting withdrawal due to being occupied by something like being at work, on an airplane, or somewhere you cant get on the internet...

(Shaking) OMG!!! The internet went out and I've missed 75 tweets in the last 3 minutes... Im twit twitching.

Twit Twitching by Dj Jazzy Jess & Snoopy December 14, 2009

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fucking twit

An imbecile beyond belief, to stupid to do everything and anything.

OMG some fucking twit put an unopened can of ravioli in the microwave and turned it on.

fucking twit by jpg3 November 7, 2011

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hit it 'n twit it

When you brush the shoulder of a hottie, and then tweet that you're with said person, as if to make people think you "hit that".

Coined by band members of The Fold in their youtube creation "Can't Stop Twitterin"

"Yo, I'm chillin in a hottub with some hotties- I just hit it 'n twit it!!!!"

(person typing is actually on the other side of the hottub, looking awkward while the hotties are completely ignoring him)

hit it 'n twit it by thefoldrock January 10, 2011

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word of Twit

Information uncritically believed followed and quoted exactly as read on Twitter.

I brought home a trunk full of beef before I realized the impending meat strike was was only word of Twit.

word of Twit by JonasOfToronto May 27, 2009

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twit

Bird brained; of low intelligence

"Did you see that twit driver speeding through the school zone?!"

twit by illused June 11, 2015

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porn-twit

a person who posts his or her porn and sexual activity on twitter in 140 characters or less.

Jessica's texting to twitter while in a 3-way made her a porn-twit.

porn-twit by lizybee January 6, 2010

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Twitter Twit

Somebody who uses twitter to keep everyone who follows them informed of their minute by minute activity. The activities are general and meaningless, but the twit thinks that the world gives a damn.

Twitter Twit using twitter:

Twitter Twit: omigod, just had a piss. how great is that!?

Twitter Twit: put the lid down now, phew..

Twitter Twit: having a sip of water, yah!

Twitter Twit by visrat March 19, 2009

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