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An abbreviation of That's what I thought. Easier to say and less work for the mouth when you need to repeatedly tell it to someone.
Michael: Move out of my away or I'll knock you out.

Bobby W: I dare you.

Michael: *Walks away.

Bobby W: Twit.
by Anthony Baric May 12, 2008
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Something akin to a nerd; someone who is very unhip and also oblivious to the fact that they are. Like a guy wearing shorts and black socks with a camera hanging from his neck walking around Disneyworld with his twitty wife and twit kids.
Look at those twits playing jarts in their back yard.
by Woody Thomas February 05, 2006
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A male (usually teenage) who posts girl's names on Urban Dictionary saying they are hot and whatnot.
Damn twits! Wasting my time as an editor! Wasting the Urban Dictionary's bandwidth!
by CurvedMirror October 24, 2008
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The plural future tense of the word "tweets." Often confused with the word "twit" which is someone who is socially inept. This word came into widespread use with the rise of the social networking and microblogging website Twitter.
Present tense of "tweets:" I have sent 278 tweets today and need to get a life.

Plural future tense: We need to send out twits about the upcoming party.
by tweet master April 21, 2011
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better way to say shit on twitter
just say "twit"
Me:Man i took the biggest twit last night.
You: you are so gross
by lalalandmachine April 28, 2009
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Internet Troll - someone who would visit groups on social networks that he doesn't like just to leave nasty comments and feed off anger in replies.
Twit: I hate americans!

R1: So why do you visit the group "I love America"

R2: You know that to leave the comment on this forum, you have to click "LIKE" and join the group?

Twit: americans are morons and they eat shit!!!!!

R1: have some respect! Americans with an A.

R2: Learn English before you write something here!

Twit: I hate english as well you a55holes !

etc. etc. and it can go on forever, as long as you feed him.
by xesex September 08, 2010
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acronym meaning Thats What I Thought
A: Ur an asshole
B: What did you call me??
A: oh nothing...
B: TWIT
by Eddie_Kc_420 July 28, 2009
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