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Mark Cahallan's most famous putdown.
"Shut up you twit" chimes Mark Cahallan
by Johnny Cockrin May 14, 2007
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Teenage Women In Their Thirties.

A woman who avoids serious relationships or parenthood so she can continue to party like a teenager.
Female Co-worker: Ugh...I am so hung-over from last night, but the drinking and the clubbing were crazy fun.

Other Female Co-worker Who Has Kids: You're such a TWIT. Isn't it time to grow up and settle down with a husband?
by SmartyPantsGirl August 21, 2009
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Teenage Women in their Thirties

Women who are aged in their 30s but behave like a teenager in their mannerism. Are silly goofy, don't really have any responsibilities, no children and are single. They are independent
Melbourne fashion model Kelly Johns is proud to be a TWIT
by Clarmuk August 09, 2009
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The plural future tense of the word "tweets." Often confused with the word "twit" which is someone who is socially inept. This word came into widespread use with the rise of the social networking and microblogging website Twitter.
Present tense of "tweets:" I have sent 278 tweets today and need to get a life.

Plural future tense: We need to send out twits about the upcoming party.
by tweet master April 21, 2011
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An abbreviation of That's what I thought. Easier to say and less work for the mouth when you need to repeatedly tell it to someone.
Michael: Move out of my away or I'll knock you out.

Bobby W: I dare you.

Michael: *Walks away.

Bobby W: Twit.
by Anthony Baric May 12, 2008
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better way to say shit on twitter
just say "twit"
Me:Man i took the biggest twit last night.
You: you are so gross
by lalalandmachine April 28, 2009
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Something akin to a nerd; someone who is very unhip and also oblivious to the fact that they are. Like a guy wearing shorts and black socks with a camera hanging from his neck walking around Disneyworld with his twitty wife and twit kids.
Look at those twits playing jarts in their back yard.
by Woody Thomas February 05, 2006
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