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my friend bob is such a twit. He forgot to look both ways while crossing the street when he was sending a tweet and he got hit by a car.
by Prodeluxe May 23, 2009
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In Singapore terms, it means teens who try to act cute, wear like the jap kids do, with all the leggings and stuff.

And most of all they can't bloody type proper english.

Most of them are the street punks who think that joining gangs and gangbanging other people are so cool.

Now they're trying to act emo with all the mascara and the communist cap!

For more information, please visit http://museum-of-twits.bl ogspot.com/
twit 1: heLLoxx :))
twit 2: ooi, euu tOdae dOin wAt ahx???
twit 1: dUn nOe lEhz, h0w bOUt euu?
twit 2: gOIn ouT wiTH my lAoGong lORhzz.
twit 1: WAAA! sO luRbbing arhxx.
twit 2: kezkez :) yAr l0rhx, moii lAoGong n moIi goin wAtch m0vIe.
twit 1: kAe lOrhz. i at hMe mAkeup mAkeup den. bUaixx.
by charmaine- November 02, 2006
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1.A total and complete idiot.


2. TWIT short for This week in Tech. A Podcating hosted by Leo Laporte,Kevin Rose, Partick Norton, and many other people from the former TechTV that has since been fired or quit. Very helpful if you want to learn about tech. the link is http://www.twit.tv/hi-b/
1.My friends.

2.You need to listen to TWIT if you miss the old TSS (The Screen Savers)
by D.J.Corny Name June 10, 2005
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TWiT: stands for "this WEEK in TECH,” a weekly podcast centering on technology news. The podcast is hosted by Leo Laporte (former host of The Screen Savers) who is joined by a rotating list of panelists. Most of the key members have at one point been associated with or employed by what was TechTV. Regulars include: Patrick Norton, Roger Chang, David Prager, John C. Dvorak, Kevin Rose, Robert Heron, and Joshua "Yoshi" DeHerrera. Slogans: “Your first podcast of the week is the last word in tech” and “Combining a mind-numbing commitment to tech news with surprisingly valuable information.” Episodes are also referred to as TWiTcasts and the show’s devoted listeners are known as the “TWiT Army.”
The last episode of TWiT was late, but it was worth the wait.

I just downloaded the new TWiTcast and it sounds great since they stopped recording from Skype.
by ctbyte August 07, 2005
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Past tense form of tweet referring to twitter which valley girls say
I was looking at my twitter ya know, reading like all my past twits
by The twit of all tweeters March 14, 2011
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An abbreviation of That's what I thought. Easier to say and less work for the mouth when you need to repeatedly tell it to someone.
Michael: Move out of my away or I'll knock you out.

Bobby W: I dare you.

Michael: *Walks away.

Bobby W: Twit.
by Anthony Baric May 11, 2008
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A foolishly annoying person.
"I'm an insignificant twit."
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