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A moron with absolutely no sense.
See also Dan Arel
Dan Arel is a twit
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An abbreviation of That's what I thought. Easier to say and less work for the mouth when you need to repeatedly tell it to someone.
Michael: Move out of my away or I'll knock you out.

Bobby W: I dare you.

Michael: *Walks away.

Bobby W: Twit.
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Mark Cahallan's most famous putdown.
"Shut up you twit" chimes Mark Cahallan
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Teenage Women In Their Thirties.

A woman who avoids serious relationships or parenthood so she can continue to party like a teenager.
Female Co-worker: Ugh...I am so hung-over from last night, but the drinking and the clubbing were crazy fun.

Other Female Co-worker Who Has Kids: You're such a TWIT. Isn't it time to grow up and settle down with a husband?
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Past tense form of tweet referring to twitter which valley girls say
I was looking at my twitter ya know, reading like all my past twits
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Teenage Women in their Thirties

Women who are aged in their 30s but behave like a teenager in their mannerism. Are silly goofy, don't really have any responsibilities, no children and are single. They are independent
Melbourne fashion model Kelly Johns is proud to be a TWIT
by Clarmuk August 09, 2009
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