a person who TyPeSzX LyKe ThIsXzx and likes pink
A : You are such a bloody twit
B : n0 iM N0rTsZx
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1. A complete dumbass/fool/retard
2. term for a pregnant fish
1. He's acting like a TWIT agin
2. That TWIT is going to have babies soon
by Beefarino44 July 20, 2005

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1.A total and complete idiot.


2. TWIT short for This week in Tech. A Podcating hosted by Leo Laporte,Kevin Rose, Partick Norton, and many other people from the former TechTV that has since been fired or quit. Very helpful if you want to learn about tech. the link is http://www.twit.tv/hi-b/
1.My friends.

2.You need to listen to TWIT if you miss the old TSS (The Screen Savers)
by D.J.Corny Name June 10, 2005

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The plural future tense of the word "tweets." Often confused with the word "twit" which is someone who is socially inept. This word came into widespread use with the rise of the social networking and microblogging website Twitter.
Present tense of "tweets:" I have sent 278 tweets today and need to get a life.

Plural future tense: We need to send out twits about the upcoming party.
by tweet master April 21, 2011

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n. Someone who acts like a complete twat on Twitter. Hence the name: Twit
@douchebag1 dude i would totally pound the shit out of her pussy.

@smartguy1 you fucking twit
by brainsound July 11, 2009

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A foolishly annoying person.
"I'm an insignificant twit."

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a pregnant fish.
a bitch is to dog as a twit is to fish.
by gosaimasu May 22, 2009

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