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36.
An abbreviation of That's what I thought. Easier to say and less work for the mouth when you need to repeatedly tell it to someone.
Michael: Move out of my away or I'll knock you out.

Bobby W: I dare you.

Michael: *Walks away.

Bobby W: Twit.
by Anthony Baric May 12, 2008
 
37.
Bubsies,
while still in the growth process,
pre-teenage girls develop pre-boobs, referred to formally as twits.
Twits simply look like constantly pointy nipples.
Damn! Did you see those twits on Becky?!
She was lookin damn pointy today
by Scrapeee April 17, 2008
 
38.
Noun. A regular user of twitter, a web site and service that allows people to post short text messages. The label is not necessarily pejorative.
Even though I've never met him in real life, I know all sorts of snippets of this guy's life because he's a twit.

I just had a twit stop in the office and say he's been following my updates.
by bibliophagist April 17, 2008
 
39.
a person who TyPeSzX LyKe ThIsXzx and likes pink
A : You are such a bloody twit
B : n0 iM N0rTsZx
by Equivocator August 20, 2007
 
40.
twit (noun)

a foolish person

synonyms: nerd, geek, dork, dweeb, schmuck, putz, goober, plonker, prat, wally

sample usage: Kal Korff is a twit.
by Jirka January 24, 2007
 
41.
1. A complete dumbass/fool/retard
2. term for a pregnant fish
1. He's acting like a TWIT agin
2. That TWIT is going to have babies soon
by Beefarino44 July 20, 2005
 
42.
The scientific term for a pregnant goldfish
bob: whoa!! that twit is sure gonna have some big baby fish!
fred: yes it is! their names will be sam, timmy, martha,...
by futurevicepres2032 July 02, 2005