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"Did you see that twit?" As a man walks along a city sidewalk, he stops at every single bicycle chained along his way and slowly bends down and sniffs the seat of each one.
by Linda69 September 21, 2005
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hoity toity word ; a way of trying to belittle one
"by george , the little twit is at it again ! "
by Anonymous December 05, 2002
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an acronym, standing for Trophy Wives In Training and referring to rich, snobby young girls with absolutely no substance whose only goal in life is to become a celebrated wife to a rich man.
I love going to professional tennis tournaments, but I hate all the young twits running around.
by Buckunteer February 10, 2010
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A weak spot in the yarn caused by uneven spinning; some of us are more unevenly spun than others.
Helen is a real twit; she thinks an oxymoron is a dumb cow.
by P.J. Coldren June 17, 2006
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a bitch is to dog as a twit is to fish.
by gosaimasu May 22, 2009
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A person who depends on the latest technology platforms and social networking trends in an self-destructive, time-consuming manner that is not unlike crack cocaine or heroin addiction.
A: That twit with the i-phone hasn't stopped twittering since we passed through Toledo.

B: All the life has gone out of his eyes. He's just an empty shell - a shadow of his old self.

A: So sad... He used to be interesting and fun. Now he's a dork. Let's kick him.
by Ramblingvine September 16, 2009
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1: Did you know...?
2: No, I didn't!
1: twit.
by MPham December 19, 2011
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