The kind of person that makes a retarded chimp look smart. They often can be found leaving definitions for their own name or the names of their friends on urbandictionary.com
Joe smith definition:
1: joe smith is the coolest man alive, look at me i wrote my name i am joe smith
2: joe smith is a twit
by truefate May 20, 2004
Short for TWITTER meaning your about to sent a TWEET
I'm TWITting in the bathroom via my mobile.. pardon me cause I heard something funny!
by Binfordman February 05, 2009
A male (usually teenage) who posts girl's names on Urban Dictionary saying they are hot and whatnot.
Damn twits! Wasting my time as an editor! Wasting the Urban Dictionary's bandwidth!
by CurvedMirror October 24, 2008
An abbreviation of That's what I thought. Easier to say and less work for the mouth when you need to repeatedly tell it to someone.
Michael: Move out of my away or I'll knock you out.

Bobby W: I dare you.

Michael: *Walks away.

Bobby W: Twit.
by Anthony Baric May 12, 2008
Bubsies,
while still in the growth process,
pre-teenage girls develop pre-boobs, referred to formally as twits.
Twits simply look like constantly pointy nipples.
Damn! Did you see those twits on Becky?!
She was lookin damn pointy today
by Scrapeee April 17, 2008
Noun. A regular user of twitter, a web site and service that allows people to post short text messages. The label is not necessarily pejorative.
Even though I've never met him in real life, I know all sorts of snippets of this guy's life because he's a twit.

I just had a twit stop in the office and say he's been following my updates.
by bibliophagist April 17, 2008
a person who TyPeSzX LyKe ThIsXzx and likes pink
A : You are such a bloody twit
B : n0 iM N0rTsZx
by Equivocator August 20, 2007
twit (noun)

a foolish person

synonyms: nerd, geek, dork, dweeb, schmuck, putz, goober, plonker, prat, wally

sample usage: Kal Korff is a twit.
by Jirka January 24, 2007

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