The kind of person that makes a retarded chimp look smart. They often can be found leaving definitions for their own name or the names of their friends on urbandictionary.com
Joe smith definition:
1: joe smith is the coolest man alive, look at me i wrote my name i am joe smith
2: joe smith is a twit
Originally a twit was a person who annoys or "twits" others. Not unlike other tw words (twaddle, twat, twerp, etc.) and rhymes with nitwit
Now comes "twitter" and twit takes on a whole new definition. It is still someone who annoys others or "twits" them. But now it is someone so infatuated with twitter and their tweets that when not twittering they are talking about twitter and tweets. A twit is someone who has lost the ability to communicate face to face. Someone lacking interpersonal skills.
In person he's a twit.
Short for TWITTER meaning your about to sent a TWEET
I'm TWITting in the bathroom via my mobile.. pardon me cause I heard something funny!
A male (usually teenage) who posts girl's names on Urban Dictionary saying they are hot and whatnot.
Damn twits! Wasting my time as an editor! Wasting the Urban Dictionary's bandwidth!
An abbreviation of That's what I thought. Easier to say and less work for the mouth when you need to repeatedly tell it to someone.
Michael: Move out of my away or I'll knock you out.
Bobby W: I dare you.
Michael: *Walks away.
Bobby W: Twit.
while still in the growth process,
pre-teenage girls develop pre-boobs, referred to formally as twits.
Twits simply look like constantly pointy nipples.
Damn! Did you see those twits on Becky?!
She was lookin damn pointy today
a person who TyPeSzX LyKe ThIsXzx and likes pink
A : You are such a bloody twit
B : n0 iM N0rTsZx
Mark Cahallan's most famous putdown.
"Shut up you twit" chimes Mark Cahallan